Fri, 3 Nov 1995 19:57:22 -0800
Name:
A: phoug
Email:
A: somewhere you used to work
Home Page:
A: you can find it if you try
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: lately, at Il Fornaio cause it's close to the gym
What is your biggest flaw?
A: i care too much
3 favorite authors
A: balzac, conrad, r.u.sirius
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: why is this form so long ?
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: not doing what I KNOW i should do
What is your favorite animal?
A: panda
Describe it.
A: warm and furry
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a week
Jump her?
A: a week
Dump her?
A: a week
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 12
Had sex
A: 18
Smoked Pot?
A: 16
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: pot, lsd
When?
A: when convenient
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: none
Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook?
A: No
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best?
A: why is this so long ?
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: who did the programming for this form ?
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: is this just piped to the dustbin after i finish it ?
as a college student?
A: dropped out
as a working stiff?
A: quit my first job from jamaica totally stoned outta my mind
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: why is this so long ?
If I were, what would I be?
A: max the hero, paint a zero on his head
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: become very amused
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: i am always on the verge of completely fucking loosing it...
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: juicer
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: having to specialize within a society that demands ...
...all men have?
A: ... very specific and narrow skills ...
...with our society?
A: ... unless you happen to be famous .... but soon, i will be free
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: less maintenance. i cant even feed myself very well
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a fab fucking house
The second?
A: this is so long !
The last?
A: you are insane !
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: this form !
How do people describe you?
A: i am going to miss the gym and a party if i dont finish this ...
How do you describe yourself?
A: hot to trot
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: WSJ, IBD, NYT, Wiyed, New yorker
What are your favorite shoes?
A:
Additional Comments
A: this is so long !