Sat, 4 Nov 1995 21:48:56 -0800
Name:
A: Simon G
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food and information are the two main inputs into a human being. They should both be full of flavor and variety. They should both be full of flavor and variety. You should try everything at least once.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: wanting more
3 favorite authors
A: P.K.Dick, J.G.Ballard, Neal Stephenson
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: not having to check bank balance before buying new shoes
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: lack of attention
What is your favorite animal?
A: cat
Describe it.
A: aloof, independent, cuddles when necessary
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 1 date
Jump her?
A: 3 dates
Dump her?
A: 6 months
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 19
Had sex
A: 21
Smoked Pot?
A: never
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: mdma, lsd
When?
A: when necessary
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: both of us
Who cooked?
A: both of us
Who cleaned?
A: both of us
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Indian, Thai, Vietnamese
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: all of the above, but only use deoderant, gel, and conditioner regularly
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: do user interface work at IBM's TJ Watson Research Center
as a college student?
A: go spelunking in the steam tunnels at CMU
as a working stiff?
A: spend 3 years designing and building a robot for NASA that was completely unnecessary
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: fig
If I were, what would I be?
A: zuchini
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: leave them alone
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: one word - acid
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: invention of the transistor
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: estrogen
...all men have?
A: testosterone
...with our society?
A: people not willing to let others live their own lives
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: sentient beings are easier to relate to
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: trip around the world for two
The second?
A: a loft big enough to rollerskate in
The last?
A: matching tombstones
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my father
How do people describe you?
A: I don't know
How do you describe yourself?
A: someone who likes to know where the edge is, but doesn't want to live there
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Wired, Details - I also buy Future Music, Electronic Musician, Project X, FAD, etc
What are your favorite shoes?
A: black leather mid-tops with square toes and double buckles which I bought in Paris
Additional Comments
A: you're too cool for me