Mon, 6 Nov 1995 04:54:04 -0800
Name:
A: Per the CyberNuki
Email:
A: pg@hinesna.no
Home Page:
A: http://oter.hinesna.no/Per
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Thats a very interesting question! I am glad you asked me that question. Now let me answere by asking you a question. Why do you ask this question?
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Gee..I have so many I dont know where to start!
3 favorite authors
A: Mark Twain, Umberto Ecco, Knut Hamsun
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: I have never been a success so I dont know. (Sorry)
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: When I decided to click on this application ;-)
What is your favorite animal?
A: Polar Dogs (Alaskan Malamutes)
Describe it.
A: Lots of fus and bone lazy.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Who says I have ever known a girl before?
Jump her?
A: Is it neccessary to jump? Sounds like a lot of effort..
Dump her?
A:
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Kissed who?
Had sex
A: What is sex?
Smoked Pot?
A:
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: We both did
Who cooked?
A: same as above
Who cleaned?
A: same as above (and no I am not kidding)
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Torskegryte (A norwegian speciallity involving, among other things, a cod. Also Smalahove (Sheeps head)
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: You really like to know everything dont you..
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Eh.......
as a college student?
A: uuum.......
as a working stiff?
A: Shit...this isnt going to get me an overseas date thats for sure..
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: I dont want to be a fruit or a vegetable
If I were, what would I be?
A: a pea
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Nothing...why should I do something??
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A:
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Hm..I have never reallt thought about that...
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: This is an impossible question...
...all men have?
A: ....and so is this.
...with our society?
A: Your society needs to think a bit more on your poor and homless. (Come to think of it...so does Norway..if not at the same extent as your country.)
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: I really like both plants and animals....but beeing a dog owner.....
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: I`d get rid of my debt!
The second?
A: I`d get rid og more debt
The last?
A: A lot of good food!
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Roald Amundsen and Fritjof Nansen
How do people describe you?
A: I never dared ask....you ask them.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Me? Gosh! Well eh....I`m just me really..
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Klassekampen
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Merrell sport sandals
Additional Comments
A: I answered this as a friendly joke....but I am very impressed with this form. So many questions! How did you think of it all!!? This must really be an excample of The American Way!
Have a nice day!
Regards from Norway!