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Mon, 6 Nov 1995 04:54:04 -0800

Name:
A: Per the CyberNuki

Email:
A: pg@hinesna.no

Home Page:
A: http://oter.hinesna.no/Per

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Thats a very interesting question! I am glad you asked me that question. Now let me answere by asking you a question. Why do you ask this question?

What is your biggest flaw?
A: Gee..I have so many I dont know where to start!

3 favorite authors
A: Mark Twain, Umberto Ecco, Knut Hamsun

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: I have never been a success so I dont know. (Sorry)

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: When I decided to click on this application ;-)

What is your favorite animal?
A: Polar Dogs (Alaskan Malamutes)
Describe it.
A: Lots of fus and bone lazy.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Who says I have ever known a girl before?
Jump her?
A: Is it neccessary to jump? Sounds like a lot of effort..
Dump her?
A:

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Kissed who?
Had sex
A: What is sex?
Smoked Pot?
A:

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A:

When?
A:

Still?
A:

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: We both did
Who cooked?
A: same as above
Who cleaned?
A: same as above (and no I am not kidding)

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Torskegryte (A norwegian speciallity involving, among other things, a cod. Also Smalahove (Sheeps head)

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: You really like to know everything dont you..

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Eh.......
as a college student?
A: uuum.......
as a working stiff?
A: Shit...this isnt going to get me an overseas date thats for sure..

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: I dont want to be a fruit or a vegetable
If I were, what would I be?
A: a pea

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Nothing...why should I do something??

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: No

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A:

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Hm..I have never reallt thought about that...

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: This is an impossible question...

...all men have?
A: ....and so is this.

...with our society?
A: Your society needs to think a bit more on your poor and homless. (Come to think of it...so does Norway..if not at the same extent as your country.)

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: I really like both plants and animals....but beeing a dog owner.....

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: I`d get rid of my debt!

The second?
A: I`d get rid og more debt

The last?
A: A lot of good food!

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Roald Amundsen and Fritjof Nansen

How do people describe you?
A: I never dared ask....you ask them.

How do you describe yourself?
A: Me? Gosh! Well eh....I`m just me really..

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Klassekampen

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Merrell sport sandals

Additional Comments
A: I answered this as a friendly joke....but I am very impressed with this form. So many questions! How did you think of it all!!? This must really be an excample of The American Way! Have a nice day! Regards from Norway!


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