Mon, 13 Nov 1995 15:26:15 -0800
Name:
A: Rhonda the Cherub
Email:
A: cherubboo@aol.com
Home Page:
A: pfffffffft I am an AOL idiot
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I eat alot in order to take up as much space as possible
What is your biggest flaw?
A: My overwhelming love for all creatures
3 favorite authors
A: Jane Rule, Dorothy Allison, Marge Piercy
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: love returned
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: men
What is your favorite animal?
A: my chihuahua Wheezer
Describe it.
A: big dorito ears, apple head, lotsa RAM
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a lifetime it seems lately!!!!! lol
Jump her?
A: as soon as she drops something
Dump her?
A: as soon as she treats me like SHIT
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: by a grrrrrl-----15
Had sex
A: like 3 as early as I can recall
Smoked Pot?
A: 14
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: MAJOR pothead
When?
A: now
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: all the tax payers
Who cooked?
A: moi
Who cleaned?
A: no one
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: veggie lasagne, anything Tex-Mex
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: no mousse or zit cream (frizzy hair and pimples????)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Eva Kneviel stunts.....built a ramp of cinder blocks as high as a house, and laid a flimsy board over it. I put on my fonzie jacket and revved up my bike. Terrible gust of wind blew away the board and I ate some bricks and got a standing ovation from neighborhood boyz I had beat up.
as a college student?
A: performance art piece.....dropped a block of cement from a copter onto my school grounds. Nearly hit my classmates who were there to experience "art" heeheee
as a working stiff?
A: listened to sad stories from inmates in prison all night when I was a guard
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: kiwi
If I were, what would I be?
A: spicey fiesta tomato
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: nuthin'
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: just stand at the edge of insanity-----do not jump over
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: macintosh 'puters, of course
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: low self esteem from centuries of oppression, and the whore/madonna thang....reclaim yer sexuality!!!! Practice on me!
...all men have?
A: big dick/little dick syndrome
...with our society?
A: organized religion
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: My plants never dance when I come home
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: kewl old Victorian house
The second?
A: biggo chopped up graphics workstation with a squillion megs of RAM
The last?
A: a new bra
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: art teachers
How do people describe you?
A: funny, cute lil' amazon misfit
How do you describe yourself?
A: artist and photographer, intelligent
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Denueve, Net stuff
What are your favorite shoes?
A: big clunky black clodsmashers
Additional Comments
A: marry me if you have a real job