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Mon, 13 Nov 1995 15:26:15 -0800

Name:
A: Rhonda the Cherub

Email:
A: cherubboo@aol.com

Home Page:
A: pfffffffft I am an AOL idiot

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I eat alot in order to take up as much space as possible

What is your biggest flaw?
A: My overwhelming love for all creatures

3 favorite authors
A: Jane Rule, Dorothy Allison, Marge Piercy

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: love returned

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: men

What is your favorite animal?
A: my chihuahua Wheezer
Describe it.
A: big dorito ears, apple head, lotsa RAM

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a lifetime it seems lately!!!!! lol
Jump her?
A: as soon as she drops something
Dump her?
A: as soon as she treats me like SHIT

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: by a grrrrrl-----15
Had sex
A: like 3 as early as I can recall
Smoked Pot?
A: 14

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: MAJOR pothead

When?
A: now

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: all the tax payers
Who cooked?
A: moi
Who cleaned?
A: no one

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: veggie lasagne, anything Tex-Mex

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: no mousse or zit cream (frizzy hair and pimples????)

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Eva Kneviel stunts.....built a ramp of cinder blocks as high as a house, and laid a flimsy board over it. I put on my fonzie jacket and revved up my bike. Terrible gust of wind blew away the board and I ate some bricks and got a standing ovation from neighborhood boyz I had beat up.
as a college student?
A: performance art piece.....dropped a block of cement from a copter onto my school grounds. Nearly hit my classmates who were there to experience "art" heeheee
as a working stiff?
A: listened to sad stories from inmates in prison all night when I was a guard

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: kiwi
If I were, what would I be?
A: spicey fiesta tomato

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: nuthin'

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A: just stand at the edge of insanity-----do not jump over

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: macintosh 'puters, of course

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: low self esteem from centuries of oppression, and the whore/madonna thang....reclaim yer sexuality!!!! Practice on me!

...all men have?
A: big dick/little dick syndrome

...with our society?
A: organized religion

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: My plants never dance when I come home

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: kewl old Victorian house

The second?
A: biggo chopped up graphics workstation with a squillion megs of RAM

The last?
A: a new bra

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: art teachers

How do people describe you?
A: funny, cute lil' amazon misfit

How do you describe yourself?
A: artist and photographer, intelligent

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Denueve, Net stuff

What are your favorite shoes?
A: big clunky black clodsmashers

Additional Comments
A: marry me if you have a real job


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