Mon, 13 Nov 1995 15:26:15 -0800
A: Rhonda the Cherub
A: pfffffffft I am an AOL idiot
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I eat alot in order to take up as much space as possible
What is your biggest flaw?
A: My overwhelming love for all creatures
3 favorite authors
A: Jane Rule, Dorothy Allison, Marge Piercy
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: love returned
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
What is your favorite animal?
A: my chihuahua Wheezer
A: big dorito ears, apple head, lotsa RAM
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a lifetime it seems lately!!!!! lol
A: as soon as she drops something
A: as soon as she treats me like SHIT
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: by a grrrrrl-----15
A: like 3 as early as I can recall
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: MAJOR pothead
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: all the tax payers
A: no one
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: veggie lasagne, anything Tex-Mex
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: no mousse or zit cream (frizzy hair and pimples????)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Eva Kneviel stunts.....built a ramp of cinder blocks as high as a house, and laid a flimsy board over it. I put on my fonzie jacket and revved up my bike. Terrible gust of wind blew away the board and I ate some bricks and got a standing ovation from neighborhood boyz I had beat up.
as a college student?
A: performance art piece.....dropped a block of cement from a copter onto my school grounds. Nearly hit my classmates who were there to experience "art" heeheee
as a working stiff?
A: listened to sad stories from inmates in prison all night when I was a guard
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
If I were, what would I be?
A: spicey fiesta tomato
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: just stand at the edge of insanity-----do not jump over
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: macintosh 'puters, of course
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: low self esteem from centuries of oppression, and the whore/madonna thang....reclaim yer sexuality!!!! Practice on me!
...all men have?
A: big dick/little dick syndrome
...with our society?
A: organized religion
Which do you prefer:
A: My plants never dance when I come home
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: kewl old Victorian house
A: biggo chopped up graphics workstation with a squillion megs of RAM
A: a new bra
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: art teachers
How do people describe you?
A: funny, cute lil' amazon misfit
How do you describe yourself?
A: artist and photographer, intelligent
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Denueve, Net stuff
What are your favorite shoes?
A: big clunky black clodsmashers
A: marry me if you have a real job