Tue, 14 Nov 1995 17:40:21 -0800
Name:
A: Don Vito Corleone
Email:
A: jgeoff@exit109.com
Home Page:
A: http://www.exit109.com/~jgeoff/godfathr.html
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Ah, mangia scungilli, calamari, zuppe de mare, linguini, spaghetti, cavatelli, fettucini, porcini, e beeforoni... ah, salude! e vino, eh?
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I've killed men, and had men killed. I ordered the death of my brother: I killed my mother's son and my father's son.
3 favorite authors
A: Mario Puzo, Mario Puzo, Mario Puzo
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A:
What is your favorite animal?
A: English racing horse
Describe it.
A: Big black head with no body, resting on bedsheets.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Oh, I hafta know her?
Jump her?
A: Oh, I hafta know her?
Dump her?
A: Eh, I never fucked anyone over, who didn't have it coming to 'er...
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 7
Had sex
A: 103
Smoked Pot?
A: 16
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: pot
When?
A: twice a year I do it, for "recreation"
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A: me
Who cooked?
A: me
Who cleaned?
A: me
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: eggplant lasagna, and Italian dish
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel & spray twice in my life; cologne sometimes; deoderant daily; conditioner now and then
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Sunk my mom's car in a creek; Drove my mom's (same) car over a cliff; Crashed my mom's (same) car while passing a church and asking my friends whether nuns fucked; stole about 5% of my highschool (still have it!); uh...
as a college student?
A: Drunken-stealing spree with my dorm buddies; Didn't go to classes; Watched Scarface 300 times; Summoned spirits with a Ouija board; ummm....
as a working stiff?
A: Worked.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: spud
If I were, what would I be?
A: passion fruit
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Join in!
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: I used to counsel emotionaly disturbed teenagers -- I know insane!
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The 'Net!!
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: The biggest problem women have is being female.
...all men have?
A: The biggest problem men have is being male.
...with our society?
A: Stupid people.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: They're easier to cuddle with.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A home.
The second?
A: Boston Beer Company (Sam Adams)
The last?
A: sex
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My folks
How do people describe you?
A: Computer freak who has to get out of his room more often.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Computer freak who has to get out of his room more often.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: bunch of computer/Net mags
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Reeboks or BKs
Additional Comments
A: Thought the Web's Godfather Authority should introduce himself to the Web Godfather! Even though I stuck some Scarface in there...! Ciao mi amica e salude a tutti familia!