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Tue, 14 Nov 1995 17:40:21 -0800

Name:
A: Don Vito Corleone

Email:
A: jgeoff@exit109.com

Home Page:
A: http://www.exit109.com/~jgeoff/godfathr.html

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Ah, mangia scungilli, calamari, zuppe de mare, linguini, spaghetti, cavatelli, fettucini, porcini, e beeforoni... ah, salude! e vino, eh?

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I've killed men, and had men killed. I ordered the death of my brother: I killed my mother's son and my father's son.

3 favorite authors
A: Mario Puzo, Mario Puzo, Mario Puzo

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A:

What is your favorite animal?
A: English racing horse
Describe it.
A: Big black head with no body, resting on bedsheets.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Oh, I hafta know her?
Jump her?
A: Oh, I hafta know her?
Dump her?
A: Eh, I never fucked anyone over, who didn't have it coming to 'er...

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 7
Had sex
A: 103
Smoked Pot?
A: 16

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: pot

When?
A: twice a year I do it, for "recreation"

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A: me
Who cooked?
A: me
Who cleaned?
A: me

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: eggplant lasagna, and Italian dish

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel & spray twice in my life; cologne sometimes; deoderant daily; conditioner now and then

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Sunk my mom's car in a creek; Drove my mom's (same) car over a cliff; Crashed my mom's (same) car while passing a church and asking my friends whether nuns fucked; stole about 5% of my highschool (still have it!); uh...
as a college student?
A: Drunken-stealing spree with my dorm buddies; Didn't go to classes; Watched Scarface 300 times; Summoned spirits with a Ouija board; ummm....
as a working stiff?
A: Worked.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: spud
If I were, what would I be?
A: passion fruit

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Join in!

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: I used to counsel emotionaly disturbed teenagers -- I know insane!

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The 'Net!!

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: The biggest problem women have is being female.

...all men have?
A: The biggest problem men have is being male.

...with our society?
A: Stupid people.

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: They're easier to cuddle with.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A home.

The second?
A: Boston Beer Company (Sam Adams)

The last?
A: sex

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My folks

How do people describe you?
A: Computer freak who has to get out of his room more often.

How do you describe yourself?
A: Computer freak who has to get out of his room more often.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: bunch of computer/Net mags

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Reeboks or BKs

Additional Comments
A: Thought the Web's Godfather Authority should introduce himself to the Web Godfather! Even though I stuck some Scarface in there...! Ciao mi amica e salude a tutti familia!


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