Tue, 14 Nov 1995 17:56:50 -0800
Name:
A: Jeff
Email:
A: jesst63+@pitt.edu
Home Page:
A: http://www.pitt.edu/~jesst63
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: i live to eat, i eat to live...if i cannot live, i cannot eat...if i cannot eat, i cannot live.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: lack of foresight
3 favorite authors
A: david eddings, piers anthony, terry brooks
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: a place to call home
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: attending Grove City College
What is your favorite animal?
A: amoeba
Describe it.
A: whatever you can imagine
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 5 minutes
Jump her?
A: depends on her mental standing
Dump her?
A: me dump women? never!
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 21
Smoked Pot?
A: 21
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: chicken
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deoderant, conditioner, aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: killed my parents
as a college student?
A: killed my professor
as a working stiff?
A: killed my boss
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: eggplant
If I were, what would I be?
A: apple
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: nothing...
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: i drift into and outof insanity
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: th e condom
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: not enough patience with men
...all men have?
A: no brains
...with our society?
A: being run by idiots
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: they don't shit all over the house
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a pack of gum
The second?
A: some tictacs
The last?
A: a kleenex
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Ghandi
How do people describe you?
A: quiet
How do you describe yourself?
A: quiet
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: nerdy ones
What are your favorite shoes?
A: ones that fit
Additional Comments
A: i must be insane to be responding to this!!!