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Tue, 14 Nov 1995 17:56:50 -0800

Name:
A: Jeff

Email:
A: jesst63+@pitt.edu

Home Page:
A: http://www.pitt.edu/~jesst63

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: i live to eat, i eat to live...if i cannot live, i cannot eat...if i cannot eat, i cannot live.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: lack of foresight

3 favorite authors
A: david eddings, piers anthony, terry brooks

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: a place to call home

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: attending Grove City College

What is your favorite animal?
A: amoeba
Describe it.
A: whatever you can imagine

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 5 minutes
Jump her?
A: depends on her mental standing
Dump her?
A: me dump women? never!

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 21
Smoked Pot?
A: 21

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A:

When?
A:

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: chicken

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deoderant, conditioner, aftershave

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: killed my parents
as a college student?
A: killed my professor
as a working stiff?
A: killed my boss

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: eggplant
If I were, what would I be?
A: apple

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: nothing...

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: No

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: i drift into and outof insanity

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: th e condom

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: not enough patience with men

...all men have?
A: no brains

...with our society?
A: being run by idiots

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: they don't shit all over the house

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a pack of gum

The second?
A: some tictacs

The last?
A: a kleenex

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Ghandi

How do people describe you?
A: quiet

How do you describe yourself?
A: quiet

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: nerdy ones

What are your favorite shoes?
A: ones that fit

Additional Comments
A: i must be insane to be responding to this!!!


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