Wed, 15 Nov 1995 22:23:06 -0800
Name:
A: Greg Weiss
Email:
A: gweiss@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu
Home Page:
A: http://jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu/~gweiss
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I love food. I eat to live, I live to eat. WIthout food, where would we all be?
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I'm a bit of a slob.
3 favorite authors
A: Chrichton, Twain, Dr Seuss
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Happiness. (It's two kinds of ice-cream, finding your skate key, telling the time)
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Life in general.
What is your favorite animal?
A: 3 toed sloth
Describe it.
A: It's slow, hairy, kinda soft, and really cuddly.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: I don't belive in kissing. (no, really, about...5 minutes ?)
Jump her?
A: It depends. Couple o' weeks, maybe months
Dump her?
A: Never...
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 18
Smoked Pot?
A: 16
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Pot, shrooms
When?
A: Every once in a while
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Full body sundaes. (no, seriously, chinese food)
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Yup. All of 'em, except mousse.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Got stoned, and tried to hit on my assistant principal.
as a college student?
A: Dunno, still figuring that out.
as a working stiff?
A: Still in college
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Papaya
If I were, what would I be?
A: Kiwi
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Kick his butt!
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Well, i just know. Trust me. Anyhow, the people at the hospital said I'm OK now.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Discovery of LSD-25
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: PMS
...all men have?
A: PMS
...with our society?
A: PMS
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: Have you ever tried to fuck a cabbage?
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Whirled Peas
The second?
A: Hostess Fruit Pies for EVERYONE!!!
The last?
A: Something for you. (awwwwwww)
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My mother
How do people describe you?
A: Kinda...sketchy
How do you describe yourself?
A: Kinda...sketchy
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: USA TOday, Club Confidential
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Chuck Taylor All-Star Converse
Additional Comments
A: This was fun!!! Please write back. :)