Thu, 16 Nov 1995 20:56:22 -0800
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I LOVE food. I eat because I love food. I especially love salt. Life without salt would not be worth living.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I think too much.
3 favorite authors
A: Hmmmm. I don't have high-brow lit tastes. Elizabeth Peters, Andro Linklater, Dr. Seuss.
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Whatever one thinks they are.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: What *isn't*?
What is your favorite animal?
A: giant squid
A: giant, slimy, and tentacly. like a boy, but bigger.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Hmmm. I don't kiss all that many girls. Boys I'd have to say at least a few weeks.
A: Haven't jumped a girl yet. I hear they're easy though.
A: 30 seconds or so.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Embarrassingly old
A: Embarrassingly young
A: Yuck. never.
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: I SAID, I don't use recreational drugs! You hard of hearing or somethin?
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Not Me
A: Not Me
A: Never Me
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: Is this some sort of trick question?
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Yes. All of the above.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
as a college student?
A: still thinking....
as a working stiff?
A: NEVER a working stiff, please.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
If I were, what would I be?
A: How 'bout a gourd?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Flirt with him myself. Why should she have all the fun?
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Bought the manual.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: That funnel that lets women pee standing up.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
...all men have?
A: Women. even if they're gay.
...with our society?
A: Spelling words phonetically.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals are generally less likely to up and die on you for no apparent reason.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: More wishes! oh. oops
A: a new computer.
A: the immortal souls of everyone i know.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
How do people describe you?
A: Golly. Geeks describe me in weird ways. Ways I would never have imagined just a few short years ago. Ways that will eventually be listed on my web page, so you can look at them then.
How do you describe yourself?
A: I do my best to avoid that.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Mademoiselle magazine. I like to keep up with the latest trends, yeah, right. I would get the LA Times if i could.
What are your favorite shoes?
A: I haven't met The Shoes yet. Still waiting.
A: Well, I'm not sure how seriously I want to date you. But now that I know myself so well, i'm taking me out for coffee.