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Mon, 20 Nov 1995 15:59:22 -0800

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I like food alot. Food is good. real good. I would rather eat some good food than go and see a movie. likey.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: sometimes I can't say I love you.

3 favorite authors
A: 1.) Simpson (oj) 2.) whoever wrote that article in the weekly world news about the lesbian space aliens 3.)Seuss (dr.)

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: being in love with life

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: not being able to think of my name when I met gloria steinhem.

What is your favorite animal?
A: my cat socko
Describe it.
A: sometimes I call him sucko when he scratches me

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: depends if she's THE ONE
Jump her?
A: hmph! (feigns indignation)
Dump her?
A: when the time is right

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: I'll let you know
Smoked Pot?
A: 18

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: pot

When?
A: when I'm with my friends

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: spaghetti, grilled cheese, scallops

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: cologne, deoderant, conditioner, zitcream, aftershave

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: puked on a fire
as a college student?
A: puked on a fire
as a working stiff?
A: I told my boss and said, "look dad, I'm not taking your crap anymore!"

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: potato
If I were, what would I be?
A: well, I really like blueberries...

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: hit on him

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: I often shave my armpits and eat the hair (sorry)

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the deep-fryer

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: they don't like me

...all men have?
A: they get mad too easily

...with our society?
A: it doesn't seem to want to let me be me.

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: they don't die if you forget to water them... oh wait. they do.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a cell phone

The second?
A: a hammer

The last?
A: a collector elvis plate

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: me

How do people describe you?
A: the nice guy who acts too wierd for his own good

How do you describe yourself?
A: a mix between tom cruise, val kilmer and brad pitt, only better looking.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: not playboy

What are your favorite shoes?
A: my sneakers

Additional Comments
A: pick me, please pick me!


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