webshite/applications submitted

Mon, 20 Nov 1995 22:52:08 -0800

Name:
A: Troy

Email:
A: tsheets@scf.usc.edu

Home Page:
A: http://scf-www.usc.edu/~tsheets

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: 'cause it is tasty

What is your biggest flaw?
A: 'cause it is tasty

3 favorite authors
A: Phillip k dick, robert anton wilson, myself

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: greeting cards.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: what?

What is your favorite animal?
A: dogs.
Describe it.
A: big, shaggy dogs.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: depends
Jump her?
A: hey! this is suppose to be a family home page
Dump her?
A: don't be cruel

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: french kiss: 7th grade.
Had sex
A: I thought the purity test was on another page.
Smoked Pot?
A: I can't remember

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: pot, acid, shrooms, e, mecaline, nitrous, 2-cb, and on rare occation alcohol.

When?
A: I can't remember

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A: me
Who cooked?
A: myself
Who cleaned?
A: that would be me.

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Top Ramen with lots of fresh veggies chopped into it.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel, deoderant, conditioner, zitcream.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: It had something to do with Mexico, too much cheep beer, and 2 kids from England.
as a college student?
A: choose EE as a degree
as a working stiff?
A: as long as I will live or die, I will never have a nine to five.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: tomato!
If I were, what would I be?
A: I plead the fifth.

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: huh?

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: No

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: see "what drugs I have taken"

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: semiconductors.

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: too damn irristable.

...all men have?
A: we are perfect.

...with our society?
A: not enough room on this form.

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: becuase plants can't lick your face.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: turntables and a mixer

The second?
A: high-tech stocks.

The last?
A: damn, this is longer than I thought.

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: parental units.

How do people describe you?
A: tall

How do you describe yourself?
A: weird.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Van's black suade.

Additional Comments
A: am I done yet? Phew!!!


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