Sun Nov 26 2:55:37 1995
Name:
A: J Blase'
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: To live
What is your biggest flaw?
A: My feet
3 favorite authors
A: Ken Kesey, William S. Burroughs, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: When the levels of personal income and happiness are adequately balanced
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Low self opinion
What is your favorite animal?
A: Lemur
Describe it.
A: It has pretty eyes
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: It depends on the girl
Jump her?
A: Same as above
Dump her?
A: Ditto
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 12
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 15
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Mostly pot, hash (when available), 'shrooms (when in season)
When?
A: Whenever I can get my grubby little mitts on them
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Both
Who cooked?
A: Me
Who cleaned?
A: Me
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Dead thangs
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: cologne, deodorant, conditioner, zitcream
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Too long ago to remember (I'm lying...I just want so badly to forget)
as a college student?
A: Got drunk (and naked) at a friend's party
as a working stiff?
A: Got drunk (and naked) at work
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Spinach
If I were, what would I be?
A: Tangerine
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Not much, that is if they were just talking...groping would be a different story altogether
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: Not completely
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The Shawala
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Bias
...all men have?
A: Ego
...with our society?
A: Avarice
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: They aren't as threatening
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Two tickets to Germany
The second?
A: A huge car
The last?
A: Anything even remotely connected with the Power Rangers
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Not sure
How do people describe you?
A: Introverted yet sporadically witty, and damned smart
How do you describe yourself?
A: Annually
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Film Threat
What are your favorite shoes?
A: My steel-toed combat boots
Additional Comments
A: Enjoyed your page, cutie. Let's do lunch.