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Sun Nov 26 2:55:37 1995

Name:
A: J Blase'

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: To live

What is your biggest flaw?
A: My feet

3 favorite authors
A: Ken Kesey, William S. Burroughs, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: When the levels of personal income and happiness are adequately balanced

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Low self opinion

What is your favorite animal?
A: Lemur
Describe it.
A: It has pretty eyes

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: It depends on the girl
Jump her?
A: Same as above
Dump her?
A: Ditto

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 12
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 15

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: Mostly pot, hash (when available), 'shrooms (when in season)

When?
A: Whenever I can get my grubby little mitts on them

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: Both
Who cooked?
A: Me
Who cleaned?
A: Me

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Dead thangs

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: cologne, deodorant, conditioner, zitcream

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Too long ago to remember (I'm lying...I just want so badly to forget)
as a college student?
A: Got drunk (and naked) at a friend's party
as a working stiff?
A: Got drunk (and naked) at work

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Spinach
If I were, what would I be?
A: Tangerine

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Not much, that is if they were just talking...groping would be a different story altogether

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A: Not completely

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The Shawala

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Bias

...all men have?
A: Ego

...with our society?
A: Avarice

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: They aren't as threatening

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Two tickets to Germany

The second?
A: A huge car

The last?
A: Anything even remotely connected with the Power Rangers

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Not sure

How do people describe you?
A: Introverted yet sporadically witty, and damned smart

How do you describe yourself?
A: Annually

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Film Threat

What are your favorite shoes?
A: My steel-toed combat boots

Additional Comments
A: Enjoyed your page, cutie. Let's do lunch.


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