Wed Nov 29 6:10:49 1995
Name:
A: J Love
Email:
A: jcoughla@b856s3.ssc.af.mil
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is a gift. Food makes you feel good. Food looks fun thrown against the wall. I eat because I like the taste of food. I like the way it makes my stomach stop growling. I like to make people see my half-chewed food.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Being a flirt
3 favorite authors
A: J.D. Salinger, Jack Kerouac, Walt Whitman
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Getting married, having your first child, and having the right girl smile at you.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Being stuck on myself
What is your favorite animal?
A: An Ocelot
Describe it.
A: Dormant, unless hungry, thirsty or horny
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 1 day
Jump her?
A: 1 week
Dump her?
A: 1 week, 1 day
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: Never
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: None
When?
A: Never, in the military
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Both
Who cooked?
A: Moi
Who cleaned?
A: Moi
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Beer Spaghetti, Beer Burritos, Beer Salad, Beer Soup, Beer Ramen
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: All the above
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Streaked the high school, during lunch.
as a college student?
A: Attempted to burn down a dorm door. Would've worked as well, but he opened his door while I was burning it. It nearly hit him.
as a working stiff?
A: Had a Roman Toga party.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Apple
If I were, what would I be?
A: Black Eyed Pea
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Find his girlfriend and begin horribly flirting with her.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: I feel as if being completely insane is the only way to make life interesting.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Currnet medical advances
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Not dating me.
...all men have?
A: They all steal my beer
...with our society?
A: Too apathetic about what is truly going on in the world.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: They can learn to do tricks.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Bourbon
The second?
A: Beer
The last?
A: A Shot Glass
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My mother
How do people describe you?
A: Vivacious, beautiful blue eyes, extroverted, obstinent, devastatingly handsome, and hilarious.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Same as above, but take out the obstinent part out.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: My Chuck Taylor All Stars
Additional Comments
A: My favorite quote:
"And I would have made it too, if it weren't for these meddling kids!"