Fri Dec 1 1:20:44 1995
A: Juanito El Culito
A: Cannot disclose...I'm actually supposed to be working.
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I feel that food is more or less a strategy, I eat to absorb the booze and pills
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I'm terribly cute and not in the least bit vain
3 favorite authors
A: Catherine Dunn, Ken Kesey and Kurt Vonnegut
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Reaching 30 without ulcers
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I'm way too nice
What is your favorite animal?
A: Loyal, needy and cute
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: As soon as she'll let me
A: Same as above
How old were you when you first kissed?
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Da' chronic and lesser herbs
A: Alla' time I be tokin'
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Mostly me
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: Spicy dishes
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: cologne, deodorant, conditioner
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I smashed windows at my school
as a college student?
A: I cheated an entire semester in a class ( I guess that's not very crazy, though)
as a working stiff?
A: I get high at work sometimes ( I know, I'm just a dynamo of bad craziness)
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
If I were, what would I be?
A: Red Beans
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: I would be compelled to mind my own business.
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Them doctors don't know sheeeut!
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Modern dentistry
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Judge too quickly (but I could be mistaken)
...all men have?
A: That darn testosterone!
...with our society?
A: What more can I say, it's fukt!!!
Which do you prefer:
A: Some base form of communication can occur
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: New car (cliche')
A: New house (cliche', cliche')
A: I'd set my folks up
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: A lotta' writers
How do people describe you?
How do you describe yourself?
A: With graphs
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Bass Player, Film Threat, Rolling Stone
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Steel-toed ones
A: Best wishes and Happy Holidays from Juanito El Culito, yr amigo in Texas.