Fri Dec 1 14:24:27 1995
A: wayne b
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: while the act of eating itself is not always that pleasant to watch or partake in; conceptualizing food and idolizing food as more than just a basic survival issue is very important to me. consumption for consumptions sake is sorta ugly. i either make food a religious experience or make it very utilitarian. nothing in between. depending on how i feel/how much time and energy i have to fantasize and/or prepare. why is this the first question? very odd. is it an issue for you? it is a fucked up important issue for people in the us; women especially. but boys are getting wacked on it too.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: selfish insensitive boy-dickhead
3 favorite authors
A: this month:
andre gide; le immoraliste
cormac mccarthy: blood meridian
victor hugo: hunchback notre dame
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: havent found out yet.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: im dISSSSleXIC. gott the ADD too. sometimes i cant feel.
What is your favorite animal?
A: none. humans cant truly appreciate animals. they treat their favorites like cartoons.animals are never cartoons.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a few weeks.
A: her bones? i dont 'jump' girls.
A: usually the dumpee, but the few times i dumped, not quickly enough.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: lips: 12 frenchie: 13 or 14
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: gummie bears/hot sauce/spicy food/soft pretzel/wheat-bread
A: all the fucking time
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: EYEtalian food.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: mousse(14 y/o) deodrant (not anymore) conditioner (every day)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: id rather not say. im not proud. the poetry on my zine has some of the antics
as a college student?
A: hosted a moving orgy in a borrowed luxury sedan. drugs and rock and roll followed.
as a working stiff?
A: lied cheated and stole big bucks. i dont know. um smoked miked d's bong. tape his demo tapes. i dont know/.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
If I were, what would I be?
A: i guess you want to hear me say fruit. sweet fruit.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: would rather not say
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: exploration of the chemical workings of the brain
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: all the ones i have loved have made me feel bad about myself at some point
...all men have?
A: predictibility, no imagination
...with our society?
A: we are fucking pigs. we will all go to hell. i am sure of this.
Which do you prefer:
A: i am a vegeterian, but i really dont like dealing with animals. feels so unnatural.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: gummi bears
A: a gun
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my other personalities
How do people describe you?
A: funny but cyncical, smart, determined, opinionated, a dick, fun, original
How do you describe yourself?
A: i dont.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
What are your favorite shoes?
A: nike or teva sandals. like jesus for the 90s.
A: yeah. yates suggested i do this cos it was 'funny'. i dont know how amusing i am, but it has been very therapeutic for a mean hangover.