Sat Dec 2 0:21:52 1995
Name:
A: Jesse Harfey
Email:
A: mailto:jlh@umr.edu
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I eat when I am hungry, and what I want to eat when I am. But tend to do the low-fat thing.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Like I am gonna tell you. O.K. I don't like people who lie, and everyone seems to do it!
3 favorite authors
A: Koontz, King, Clancy
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Only one real measure: Joy. But we live in a world of $$
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I always want what I can't have!!!!!
What is your favorite animal?
A: All, I am an animal freak, but I want a tiger!
Describe it.
A: 300 lbs. of beast. Sort of a large version of a stuffed animal with a life!
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Weak question. Totally depends on the girl, and how well I like her.
Jump her?
A: Not before we/I can talk about it, unless it is really different!
Dump her?
A: No usual time, average is from 3 months to 3.5 years, average is about 7 months - I guess?!
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: I have no idea, but probably pretty young.
Had sex
A: Not a question I a kean to answer, long before the norm! If you want to know you can write back!
Smoked Pot?
A: You are assuming that I have, O.K., I think I was 15 yrs old.
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
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Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Both of us.
Who cooked?
A: I did.
Who cleaned?
A: Both again.
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Pastas.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Gel/hairspray (short hair), cologne (273 it has a nice scent), deoderant (always), conditioner, aftershave.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Went around a hotel in Koblenz, Germany naked - with only a camera on - taking pictures of friends and others I did not know.
as a college student?
A: Drove 350 miles for a blind date. Went to a college where are 2.6 girls for every 10 guys! Engineers!!!!!!
as a working stiff?
A: not quite there yet, give me a month!
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Probably a grape-fruit, if you pick the right one I am sweet, and I go well with vodka.
If I were, what would I be?
A: I couldn't tell you, I know nothing about you.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Nothing, if she is my girlfriend I would have enough trust in her to let her talk to someone else - otherwise why date her if I was to tie her up like some poor animal, just to pretend that we are together?
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Like I said before, I have gone to a school for the past 4.5 years that is 96% engineering with about 20% female. Very seldom do I talk with people who actually have personalities that are not based on math or science.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Longevity tips for health and fitness. Getting rid of the misconseptions that socity used to deal with on health.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: I can not understand them.
...all men have?
A: They all seem to have something to prove to themselves!
...with our society?
A: We don't trust each other anymore (and give good reason not to).
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: All of us/them have personalities, and certain habits that are fun to observe and influence.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A large beer. (keg/s)
The second?
A: Partnership in a business, or just a bunch of stocks?
The last?
A: House on (a river, lake, stream, ocean...)
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Dad.
How do people describe you?
A: Athletic, with a self-destructive side. Nice and very truthfull, but also joking.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Athletic, common sense, playful, honest.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: St. Louis Daily News, Handyman, Esquire, U.S. News, Outdoorsman.
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Nike, ACG boots - for walking. Any cross-trainers for working out. Leather loafers for dress.
Additional Comments
A: Why not any questions about music? Actually I am glad. So, why have I filled all of this out, and know nothing about you? O.K. I was curious, it killed the cat don't you know!