webshite/applications submitted

Sat Dec 2 0:47:59 1995

Name:
A: David

Email:
A: dave@koalas.spiretech.com

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I love food, it is a very exciting part of life. To enhance life

What is your biggest flaw?
A: disorganization

3 favorite authors
A: Gresham, Vonnegut,George Bernard Shaw

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Family, Home, Happiness

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: You're scaring me!

What is your favorite animal?
A: cats
Describe it.
A: twin, grey tigers

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: A couple of dates
Jump her?
A: A couple more
Dump her?
A: that varies a great deal

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 17

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A:

When?
A:

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: Me
Who cooked?
A: Me
Who cleaned?
A: Her

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Chicken Dishes and Barbecue

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: cologne, Deo, Conditioner

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Don't remember
as a college student?
A: dropped out
as a working stiff?
A: got laid in a police car

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Strawberry
If I were, what would I be?
A: Kiwi

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Chat animatedly with an attractive female

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A:

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: advances in medicine

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Other women

...all men have?
A: Macho attitudes

...with our society?
A: Too many people think the world owes them something

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: They love you back

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Nice house

The second?
A: A long Trip

The last?
A:

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My father

How do people describe you?
A: Friendly, easy going, funny

How do you describe yourself?
A: honest, hardworking

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Too numerous to list

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Rockport Deck shoes

Additional Comments
A: I'm very impressed by the complexity of your pages, and the amount of work you put into them


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