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Sun Dec 3 12:35:22 1995

Name:
A: Originally, the Shibbster

Email:
A: jfinn@hooked.net or Shybbster@aol.com

Home Page:
A: www.hooked.net/users/jfinn

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: LOVE food...And I eat because my tummy hurts if I don't

What is your biggest flaw?
A: Laziness

3 favorite authors
A: Steinbeck(great short story-"Flight), Conrad, and A.E. Housman ("Doomed youth")

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: When you can wake up in the morning and look forward to what is to come...

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Shaving my head for eight grade graduation...Then loving it...

What is your favorite animal?
A: Chinchilla
Describe it.
A: small, extremely soft, gentle, and can leap over tall buildings in a single bound

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Generally a couple dates...But I'm shy and I've been told too long...
Jump her?
A: Have only jumped with two women...Both times I was the "jumpee," not the jumper...
Dump her?
A: Got dumped 2 1/2 years later by the 1st, dumped the 2nd 6 months later...

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Scared little boy kiss-5th grade...First meaningful kiss-17
Had sex
A: 19
Smoked Pot?
A: 17

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: Marijuana

When?
A: Now? Maybe half a dozen times a year...Usually when I visit friends at home (Xmas, Turkey day)

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: We were both in school and working
Who cooked?
A: I did most of the cooking
Who cleaned?
A: We both cleaned...Whomever was at home at the time, I guess...

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: I love stir-fry (Easy), Chicken (anything), BBQ...And Duck with a cherry/apricot sauce...Mmmm...

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Guilty...I've been known to use all of those items at various times, but never together for fear of combustion...

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Getting drunk and stoned, then performing a double summersault into a pool from a third balcony 12 yards away...
as a college student?
A: Again, drunk/stoned at Regae in the Park, then passing out on the lawn in front of St. Ignatius Church at USF during Parent's weekend...
as a working stiff?
A: My job has sucked out all of my creative juices normally used for this category...I believe my "crazy" days are over...

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Mango
If I were, what would I be?
A: Same

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Pray that he has a wife or serious girlfriend...And enjoy the rest of the party...

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A: I have been lucky to never have been in a situation where my mind needs to separate itself from reality, altering it in its view...

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: In defense of the bangs...It was the 80's!!! Reaching the moon...It brought "We the people" together for the last time

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Fight for equality

...all men have?
A: Each other...

...with our society?
A: Tribalism

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: Animals show affection...

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Freedom from credit

The second?
A: A Beagle

The last?
A: Casket

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My brother

How do people describe you?
A: Kind and extroverted...Funny, and always fun to be around

How do you describe yourself?
A: Quiet, but loud at times...Extroverted...Outgoing...Lover of music...A good teacher...

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: New Yorker

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Top Siders

Additional Comments
A: There you go...Now how many people will actually see this in "Ramona" and voice their opinion, sends the fear of God...Wait...Is this thing on?


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