Mon Dec 4 1:22:33 1995
Name:
A: Brian Rother
Email:
A: Slayer@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I get hungry. I like ice cream cakes.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I talk too fast.
3 favorite authors
A: too personal
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: The unattainable which are, peace with oneself, talent, and moving objects through mind control.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Eating ice cream so fast my brain freezes.
What is your favorite animal?
A: dogs
Describe it.
A: furry, barks, pants alot, eats anything
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: depends on how many beers I've had
Jump her?
A: The second date or the second year, whichever comes first.
Dump her?
A: It depends on the individual and how many beers I've had.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: My therapist has gotten me to forget it, so don't ever bring it up again.
Had sex
A: 20
Smoked Pot?
A: 21
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: beer
When?
A: alot
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: my mom
Who cooked?
A: my mom
Who cleaned?
A: my mom
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: toast
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: cologne, deoderant, conditioner, aftershave, toothpaste, water,
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Star witness against my father during his money laundering trial.
as a college student?
A: threw a fire extinguisher out of a hotel window onto a car. too bad it was my car.
as a working stiff?
A: Worked in video store, sang "Whole Lotta Love" out loud just to bug the sicko porno renters.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: vegetable
If I were, what would I be?
A: a potato
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Wander over and whisper in the man's ear "So how do think it looks after surgery, by golly he looks all women now!"
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Sometimes I go crazy, which would seem insane, but if I know I'm going crazy then I must not be insane.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: My birth. My mother still keeps the test tubes on the mantle.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: They get all upset when they try to figure men out, and realize all we really want in life is sex
...all men have?
A: We are too busy thinking about sex, so we have no time to address the needs of women
...with our society?
A: People who still hate people because of their race, sex, or creed.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: More fun when you go for a walk with them.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: I've always wanted more time, so I'd get that.
The second?
A: beer
The last?
A: A Madonna album
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Myself. I seem to be the one who has the most influence from day to day.
How do people describe you?
A: A cross between Henry Rollins and Rodney Dangerfield.
How do you describe yourself?
A: With my right hand.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: newspaper
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Mine fit the best, but I like my friend Bill's better.
Additional Comments
A: They have deemed him Slayer, the master of Sleep. I'm the only person in the world that does not like fudge.