Mon Dec 4 16:12:57 1995
Name:
A: Toad
Email:
A: a.murdock@nexor.co.uk
Home Page:
A: http://www.nexor.co.uk/~ajm/ajm.html
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I love food, and food loves me. I eat because it is there.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Being a salesperson
3 favorite authors
A: Oh heck, Neal Stephenson, Tom Peters and Walt Disney
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Eat, sleep and be merry. Oh I suppose hard work and dedication ought to come in here as well...
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Dealing with Apple
What is your favorite animal?
A: Porcupine
Describe it.
A: Like Apple, but the pricks are on the outside.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Up to her
Jump her?
A: See above
Dump her?
A: Average two years
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Don't remember, I'm an old git, so the old grey matter sometimes gets a bit hazy
Had sex
A: Old enough in the UK, too young here.
Smoked Pot?
A: 18
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: Pot
When?
A: Years ago
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Me
Who cooked?
A: Mostly me
Who cleaned?
A: Not often me
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Szechuan, Cantonese and Italian
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Gel and Aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Dropped a large lump of sodium in a sink full of water/abseiled of the school roof, got suspended for both.
as a college student?
A: Drank too much, didn't do enough work. Oh no, got arrested for being drunk and disorderly, gave my name as Donald Duck, then told said policeman where to put his helmet.
as a working stiff?
A: Replied an e-mail to a customer referring to her as a dozy trollope, instead of forwarding it to a colleague.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Jeez, errr an Artichoke
If I were, what would I be?
A: An Avocado
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Whimper, cry, be angry, talk about it later.Toured for six months as a roadie to the Damned
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Toured as a roadie for the Damned and the Pogues
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Affordable Airline Travel
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Analyse feelings and actions too much
...all men have?
A: Their dicks are linked to their brains
...with our society?
A: Growth of the net taking away from interraction with people on a face to face basis/ Lack of willingness to understand other peoples views/feelings
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: More interactive
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A beer
The second?
A: another one
The last?
A: Yet another beer
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Grumpy from the Seven Dwarves
How do people describe you?
A: Socially, polite, slightly restrained, internal to the company, pushy, dedicated, outside the company, hopefully professional
How do you describe yourself?
A: Patient, dedicated in whatever I do (music, work, relationships), reliable
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Just Jazz Guitar
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Two pairs of Grenson Oxfords
Additional Comments
A: Nothing that I am willing to have taken down and used in evidence against me :-)