Tue Dec 5 22:04:57 1995
Name:
A: Eric B. Hildebrandt
Email:
A: ebh@owlnet.rice.edu
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I eat usually because it's necessary, sometimes because it's good
What is your biggest flaw?
A: ////////////////////////
3 favorite authors
A: how cliche
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: cool stuff
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: certain involvement
What is your favorite animal?
A: sloth
Describe it.
A: why bother
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: it depends
Jump her?
A: ibid
Dump her?
A: ibid
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: can't recall
Had sex
A: seventeen
Smoked Pot?
A: thirteen
Do you use recreational drugs?
A:
What?
A: what are they--does lettuce count?
When?
A:
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: I
Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: salads and italian food
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel, I think, sometime in the mid-eighties
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: when?
as a college student?
A: i did a bunch of stuff that seemed kooky at the time
as a working stiff?
A: something came to my mind, but then it evaded me
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: cucumber
If I were, what would I be?
A: tomato -- is that a fruit or a vegetable?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: with that handsome man?
Do you think there is life after death?
A:
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A:
Why?
A: i don't like yes or no questions; usually the answer is in between
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: has there been one?
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: female-ness
...all men have?
A: male-ness
...with our society?
A: that it conceives of itself of a "society"
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: that's not true but it sounds better. must one choose; they are different
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: piece of property to build my parents a house
The second?
A: not a bitchin' camaro; i hate camaros
The last?
A: a bitchin' camaro; or an electric canopener; i think they are pretty foolish; richard has one
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: richard
How do people describe you?
A: how does one answer that oneself; i don't know (rebecca says: he's really dreamy)
How do you describe yourself?
A: i don't, obviously, see above. (but rebecca does)
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A: should i say mondo or something?
What are your favorite shoes?
A: john fluevoughns; then rebecca's shoes
Additional Comments
A: this is the end of the thing? what a curious way to try to meet someone.