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Fri Dec 8 18:00:31 1995

Name:
A: Justin Kremer

Email:
A: jkremer@execpc.com

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is good. (I have a way with words)

What is your biggest flaw?
A: The GIANT size of my dick

3 favorite authors
A: John Boatman Steve Wilters Mary Kay Williams

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Money.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Cyber-Sex (I just don't have the 'knack'

What is your favorite animal?
A: Hamster (My Hamster's name is Hamlet)
Describe it.
A: What's there to say?

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 'Bout a couple of weeks
Jump her?
A: Dunno
Dump her?
A: I'm not that kind of guy (insensitive)

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: ummmm.... 11
Had sex
A: 14
Smoked Pot?
A: Tried it at 15...Don't like it

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A: NA

When?
A: NA

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A: NA
Who cooked?
A: NA
Who cleaned?
A: NA

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: French Cuisine

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: AHHHHH!!!! All these questions ... I'M GOING >>CRAZY<<

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Shot out windows of a car with a shotgun.
as a college student?
A: Not much...ummmmm, I popped the dean's tires
as a working stiff?
A: Punched out one of my bosses (he was a jerk!!!)

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A bannana
If I were, what would I be?
A: An apple (I ***(LOVE)*** apples)

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Let it pass, my girlfriends are allowed to have guy friends... It's not like I would SPAZ about it

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: My Sister is a little DUNGGGGGGGGGGG Cuckoo

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The car

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Ditzy girls that twirl their hair

...all men have?
A: Guys who stand in public acting "macho" and "cool"

...with our society?
A: Bill Clinton is the president...what more can I say?

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: Because you can't cuddle with a plant, an animal on the other hand.......

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: I would buy you whatever you wanted

The second?
A: ""

The last?
A: ""

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: 007 shows

How do people describe you?
A: Nice.

How do you describe yourself?
A: Nice.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: National Geographic

What are your favorite shoes?
A: I never really thought about it

Additional Comments
A: You don't look so cool on your "wierd" picture, just a friendly comment, :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)


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