Fri Dec 8 18:00:31 1995
Name:
A: Justin Kremer
Email:
A: jkremer@execpc.com
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is good. (I have a way with words)
What is your biggest flaw?
A: The GIANT size of my dick
3 favorite authors
A: John Boatman
Steve Wilters
Mary Kay Williams
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Money.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Cyber-Sex (I just don't have the 'knack'
What is your favorite animal?
A: Hamster (My Hamster's name is Hamlet)
Describe it.
A: What's there to say?
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 'Bout a couple of weeks
Jump her?
A: Dunno
Dump her?
A: I'm not that kind of guy (insensitive)
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: ummmm.... 11
Had sex
A: 14
Smoked Pot?
A: Tried it at 15...Don't like it
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: NA
When?
A: NA
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A: NA
Who cooked?
A: NA
Who cleaned?
A: NA
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: French Cuisine
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: AHHHHH!!!! All these questions ... I'M GOING >>CRAZY<<
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Shot out windows of a car with a shotgun.
as a college student?
A: Not much...ummmmm, I popped the dean's tires
as a working stiff?
A: Punched out one of my bosses (he was a jerk!!!)
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A bannana
If I were, what would I be?
A: An apple (I ***(LOVE)*** apples)
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Let it pass, my girlfriends are allowed to have guy friends... It's not like I would SPAZ about it
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: My Sister is a little DUNGGGGGGGGGGG Cuckoo
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The car
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Ditzy girls that twirl their hair
...all men have?
A: Guys who stand in public acting "macho" and "cool"
...with our society?
A: Bill Clinton is the president...what more can I say?
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: Because you can't cuddle with a plant, an animal on the other hand.......
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: I would buy you whatever you wanted
The second?
A: ""
The last?
A: ""
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: 007 shows
How do people describe you?
A: Nice.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Nice.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: National Geographic
What are your favorite shoes?
A: I never really thought about it
Additional Comments
A: You don't look so cool on your "wierd" picture, just a friendly comment, :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)