Sat Dec 9 23:57:35 1995
Name:
A: Rowan
Email:
A: 75613.1304@compuserve.com
Home Page:
A: http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/branwen
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I love food. Especially sushi. I want to roll in it. There was a movie once with Brandon Lee in it where they ate sushi off naked women. Pretty cool, huh?
What is your biggest flaw?
A: As far as this application goes, probably that I'm married and maybe that I'm a woman?
3 favorite authors
A: Anne Rice, Gael Baudino, Daniel Quinn, Laurel Hamilton, Melanie Rawn
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: The easy availability of sushi, your own private jet, a jacuzzi, and someone to snuggle with
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: My last seven boyfriends
What is your favorite animal?
A: My cat
Describe it.
A: a guberkat--a miniature spotted snow leopard
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: depends on the girl
Jump her?
A: shortly after I kiss her
Dump her?
A: depends on how she kisses
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 15
Had sex
A: 16 (I may be a late bloomer, but I move fast!
Smoked Pot?
A: 23 probably, still a late bloomer, but I tripped before I smoked
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: I have used pot, LSD,and many prescriptions drugs
When?
A: Looooong ago
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: me
Who cooked?
A: him
Who cleaned?
A: him
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best?
A: kitty cat pancakes
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: ummm...I haven't used aftershave. That would really sting on your underarms.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: got drunk (told you I was a late bloomer)
as a college student?
A: do I have to pick just one?
as a working stiff?
A: masturbating on the job
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: an eggplant
If I were, what would I be?
A: a zucchini
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Ask him if he was interested in a threesome??
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: been there, done that, what's next??
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The vibrating tampon
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: lack of equality...what little we get everyone keeps trying to take away!
...all men have?
A: being forced to die in wars
...with our society?
A: people do not act out of love
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: they are usually furrier
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a mexican porcupine figurine
The second?
A: a house with a jacuzzi
The last?
A: a private jet
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my mom
How do people describe you?
A: dramatic, funny, odd, blunt
How do you describe yourself?
A: intelligent, compassionate, funky
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: my bare feet
Additional Comments
A: a big smooch for you, sonic