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Sat Dec 9 23:57:35 1995

Name:
A: Rowan

Email:
A: 75613.1304@compuserve.com

Home Page:
A: http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/branwen

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I love food. Especially sushi. I want to roll in it. There was a movie once with Brandon Lee in it where they ate sushi off naked women. Pretty cool, huh?

What is your biggest flaw?
A: As far as this application goes, probably that I'm married and maybe that I'm a woman?

3 favorite authors
A: Anne Rice, Gael Baudino, Daniel Quinn, Laurel Hamilton, Melanie Rawn

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: The easy availability of sushi, your own private jet, a jacuzzi, and someone to snuggle with

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: My last seven boyfriends

What is your favorite animal?
A: My cat
Describe it.
A: a guberkat--a miniature spotted snow leopard

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: depends on the girl
Jump her?
A: shortly after I kiss her
Dump her?
A: depends on how she kisses

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 15
Had sex
A: 16 (I may be a late bloomer, but I move fast!
Smoked Pot?
A: 23 probably, still a late bloomer, but I tripped before I smoked

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A: I have used pot, LSD,and many prescriptions drugs

When?
A: Looooong ago

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: me
Who cooked?
A: him
Who cleaned?
A: him

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: No

What are the things you cook best?
A: kitty cat pancakes

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: ummm...I haven't used aftershave. That would really sting on your underarms.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: got drunk (told you I was a late bloomer)
as a college student?
A: do I have to pick just one?
as a working stiff?
A: masturbating on the job

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: an eggplant
If I were, what would I be?
A: a zucchini

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Ask him if he was interested in a threesome??

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: been there, done that, what's next??

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The vibrating tampon

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: lack of equality...what little we get everyone keeps trying to take away!

...all men have?
A: being forced to die in wars

...with our society?
A: people do not act out of love

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: they are usually furrier

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a mexican porcupine figurine

The second?
A: a house with a jacuzzi

The last?
A: a private jet

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my mom

How do people describe you?
A: dramatic, funny, odd, blunt

How do you describe yourself?
A: intelligent, compassionate, funky

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: my bare feet

Additional Comments
A: a big smooch for you, sonic


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