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Sun Dec 10 12:28:10 1995

Name:
A: John Pickett

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: FOOD IS GOOD

What is your biggest flaw?
A: MY LACK OF SEX

3 favorite authors
A: KINGSLEY,CLANCY & ASIMOV

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: BIG CAR BIG HOUSE AND A BABE!

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Not having any of the above

What is your favorite animal?
A: alive or dead ?
Describe it.
A: Steak

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: oh I don't know :-* kiss me u fool!
Jump her?
A: never I feel she should lead
Dump her?
A: never

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 17
Had sex
A: 21
Smoked Pot?
A: never

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A: asprin

When?
A: headaches

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A: I do
Who cooked?
A: I do
Who cleaned?
A: I don't do you ?

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Ask me!

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: aftershave once a year {New years Eve}

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: THREW UP ON SANTA
as a college student?
A: I HAV'NT FINISHED COLLEGE YET!
as a working stiff?
A: PAGED K-MART SHOPPERS LOOSE UNDERWEAR 2 FER A 1$ ON LAST DAY ON JOB

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: CARROT
If I were, what would I be?
A: HONEY BUN

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Pray that they don't leave together

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: I was in the Navy ;)

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: big hairspayed bangs on Babes!

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: not enough S*x

...all men have?
A: not enough S*x

...with our society?
A: not enough S*x

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: Plants can't leave

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: An Amiga 4000T

The second?
A: What ever you want!

The last?
A: What ever

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Steven Wright

How do people describe you?
A: Alive and kicking

How do you describe yourself?
A: Alive

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Newsweek

What are your favorite shoes?
A: payless sale

Additional Comments
A: Have a great Christmas and a fantastic 1996!


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