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Tue Dec 12 22:00:05 1995

Name:
A: Fiona

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Yum!!!!! I eat because if i didn't I would die and also because food tastes good.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: hmmm.. chronic dandruff

3 favorite authors
A: Douglas Adams, um.. i don't read all that much.

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: The number of smiles shared in one day.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: sometimes my mind is so blank i wonder if *anything* is going on in there at all

What is your favorite animal?
A: a pig
Describe it.
A: fat, pink and disgustingly cute

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A:
Jump her?
A:
Dump her?
A:

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: i'm not sure what kind of kiss you mean
Had sex
A: in highschool
Smoked Pot?
A: in highschool

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A: unless gurana counts

When?
A: huh?

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: both

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: No

What are the things you cook best?
A: I seem to work better without a recipe.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: yes - all of them

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: please don't make me relive adolescance!
as a college student?
A: hmm.. college was worse
as a working stiff?
A: hahahaha *move hand to mouse* *turn head* *smile* *click the mouse button* ... seriously though, the other day I said Fuck infront of a client (I had a good reason).

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: kiwi fruit
If I were, what would I be?
A: a pineapple

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: probably trip over on my way to talk to them

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: Did I say that?

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: i don't know

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: sleazy men

...all men have?
A: egos

...with our society?
A: people avoid themselves (true selves)

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: They generally smell nicer

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a car

The second?
A: a tent

The last?
A: sheep skin rugs - eek!

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: probably my older sister

How do people describe you?
A: all different ways.. some with a slur, others with a smile, some use their hands alot, others just write it down

How do you describe yourself?
A: tongue in cheek

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: I only have one pair and they are a cliche so I'm not saying

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