Tue Dec 12 22:00:05 1995
Name:
A: Fiona
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Yum!!!!! I eat because if i didn't I would die and also because food tastes good.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: hmmm.. chronic dandruff
3 favorite authors
A: Douglas Adams, um.. i don't read all that much.
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: The number of smiles shared in one day.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: sometimes my mind is so blank i wonder if *anything* is going on in there at all
What is your favorite animal?
A: a pig
Describe it.
A: fat, pink and disgustingly cute
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A:
Jump her?
A:
Dump her?
A:
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: i'm not sure what kind of kiss you mean
Had sex
A: in highschool
Smoked Pot?
A: in highschool
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: unless gurana counts
When?
A: huh?
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best?
A: I seem to work better without a recipe.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: yes - all of them
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: please don't make me relive adolescance!
as a college student?
A: hmm.. college was worse
as a working stiff?
A: hahahaha *move hand to mouse* *turn head* *smile* *click the mouse button* ... seriously though, the other day I said Fuck infront of a client (I had a good reason).
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: kiwi fruit
If I were, what would I be?
A: a pineapple
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: probably trip over on my way to talk to them
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Did I say that?
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: i don't know
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: sleazy men
...all men have?
A: egos
...with our society?
A: people avoid themselves (true selves)
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: They generally smell nicer
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a car
The second?
A: a tent
The last?
A: sheep skin rugs - eek!
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: probably my older sister
How do people describe you?
A: all different ways.. some with a slur, others with a smile, some use their hands alot, others just write it down
How do you describe yourself?
A: tongue in cheek
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: I only have one pair and they are a cliche so I'm not saying
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