Wed Dec 13 14:02:05 1995
Name:
A: Nihil "Vandal" Bonenfant
Email:
A: vandal@aloha.net
Home Page:
A: In my dreams....
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: ummm...door number three! No! Number 2!
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I think that food is perhaps the best substitute to sex/and or drugs...I eat because I have to, but more importantly, because it is GOOD!!
What is your biggest flaw?
A: A lack of focused thought.
3 favorite authors
A: Samuel Beckett, William S. Burroughs, Vladimir Nabokov
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Forging a path that insures true self-discovery, and somehow getting the bills paid while doing this...(HAHAHAHAHA)
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Not realizing mental fuck-ups when they happen....
What is your favorite animal?
A: A hyena.
Describe it.
A: Laughing at its hunters as well as its prey.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Two weeks to a month,depending on how well we click.
Jump her?
A: Two to three months.
Dump her?
A: A year? (I've been the dumpee more often)
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 15
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 18
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: LSD, Ecstasy.
When?
A: Throught the latter years of high school (sigh, those were the days...)
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Italian food! Chicken Parmesan, Lasagna...I make a killer marinara sauce!
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Deoderant. Sometimes it actually helps. (yuk yuk yuk)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Running blindly across a busy intersection, dodging cars. I did it a few time and never got killed. Why I did it, I don't know....
as a college student?
A: Actually showing up for classes.
as a working stiff?
A: I wired a parallel cable incorrectly and fried out the motherboard in a $2000 computer plugging it in.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A tomato.
If I were, what would I be?
A: You tell me.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Nothing. I speak from experience here, BELIEVE ME! (hahahahahaha...ha...ha..ow...)
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Sometimes at night, when I am really tired I hear conversations between people I've never heard of talking about the most insufferably banal things....generally I think I am halfway off the deep end, anyway.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The theory of relativity.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: most men.
...all men have?
A: Trying to live up to the macho-man image we are pressured to adopt.
...with our society?
A: A general lack of respect for each others rights to live, create & be happy.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: They move around, they make noise, and they bite.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A recording studio.
The second?
A: A house for my folks.
The last?
A: My very own apartment.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My father. The only thing he stressed was to think for myself.That's the only advice from anyone I've ever followed.
How do people describe you?
A: Funny but sometimes a little touched in the head....intelligent, crazy, and a good friend.
How do you describe yourself?
A: I'm basically a happy person who sometimes fights with bouts of despair (get thee behind me, Sartre!!)
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Scientific American, Astronomy, Famous Monsters of Filmland, Film Threat
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Cheap boots.
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