webshite/applications submitted

Thu Dec 14 8:22:30 1995

Name:
A: Matthew Foster

Email:
A: fostema@earlham.edu

Home Page:
A: http://www.cs.earlham.edu

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I feel good about it. If there's one thing to indulge in, it's food.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I'm a dork.

3 favorite authors
A: Herman Hesse, Isaac Asimov, Samuel Clemens.

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Timing is everything.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: NA

What is your favorite animal?
A: cat (domestic short hair)
Describe it.
A: furry, whiskers, ears, nose, paws, tail.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: it depends, sometimes no time at all, and others I'm still trying to kiss.
Jump her?
A: it's possible.
Dump her?
A: never.

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 16
Had sex
A: I plead the fifth.
Smoked Pot?
A: I plead the fifth.

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A:

When?
A:

Still?
A:

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A: I would have.
Who cooked?
A: I would have.
Who cleaned?
A: 50/50

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: spaghetti

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deoderant, conditioner.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: threw snow balls at cars.
as a college student?
A: greased toilet seats of rival dorm.
as a working stiff?
A: inquire within.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: kiwi
If I were, what would I be?
A: cherry

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: at the very least I would go over and join in the conversation.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: I'm loopy.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the remote control.

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: they think they have men all figured out.

...all men have?
A: they're all assholes.

...with our society?
A: corruption.

Which do you prefer:
A:

Why?
A: I couldn't decide because I like both equally.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: I'd buy a small fishing boat and sail to the middle of nowhere and drop anchor and vegitate for a while.

The second?
A: buy gas for the boat.

The last?
A: another lottery ticket.

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my friends.

How do people describe you?
A: big, tall and redheaded and spunky.

How do you describe yourself?
A: deep.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: any that fit.

Additional Comments
A: napkin says this is a good one...


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