webshite/applications submitted

Mon Dec 18 11:34:46 1995

Name:
A: marko

Email:
A: rhyno23@sfbayguardian.com

Home Page:
A: http://userwww.sfsu.edu/~rhyno23

Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: linked- although I dont like sausage....

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I like food...I like to cook...I eat mainly because I get cranky when I dont...

What is your biggest flaw?
A: my current living situation

3 favorite authors
A: Burroughs, Bukowski, Seuss

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: love (read: a good book, a heavy guitar, and a loaded b*ng.)

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: sometimes forgetting that other peoples brains dont move as fast as mine.

What is your favorite animal?
A: KITTYY!
Describe it.
A: grey/silver part manx....my kitty....

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: How much does anyone really get to know a girl...so I just kiss her!
Jump her?
A: 23 minutes...
Dump her?
A: 10 seconds after she watches tv while talking to me on the phone

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 13

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: caffeine, pot....wine...beer....

When?
A: when it is appropriate

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: we both worked...
Who cooked?
A: we both cooked...
Who cleaned?
A: we both cleaned....

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: lemon linguini, boboli pizzas, and water (yes I know how to cook water)

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel-conditioner-deoderant

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I took 5 hits of acid...then went and saw Black Flag.
as a college student?
A: went to college. nuff said.
as a working stiff?
A: still figuring that one out....

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: potatoe
If I were, what would I be?
A: broccoli

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: smile (that the girlfriend I trust is having a good time)...

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A: insanity is a subjective idea......

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Wilhelm Reich's Orgone experiments

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: inferiority complex ( I really hate to generalize...that word "all" gets me)

...all men have?
A: superiority complex (machismo, whatever...)

...with our society?
A: greedy racist fuckbags in control (or are they...)

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: plants keep this planet alive.....no plants, no animals.....

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: the fattest guitar amp on the planet

The second?
A: get my parents a nice place to live...

The last?
A: a bunch of razors..I;'m always running out of the damn things...

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: mommy

How do people describe you?
A: weird......

How do you describe yourself?
A: normal.......

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: macworld

What are your favorite shoes?
A: airwalk/converse

Additional Comments
A: this has been interesting...informative....thanx!


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