Mon Dec 18 20:08:37 1995
Name:
A: Seth...aka chia or nihil
Email:
A: sethhump@bilbo.bio.purdue.edu
Home Page:
A: www.geopages.com/WestHollywood/1607 (yes, geopages, i'm lame)
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is an obligatory panorama of corpulent animal flesh. Though once i felt guilty for taking the life of a carrot. I eat because.....Big Bird said food was like gas in a car, so i gotta eat
What is your biggest flaw?
A: shyness
3 favorite authors
A: TSEliot, Terry Brooks, David Eddings
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Coloring books, specifically Smurfs or Tom and Jerry
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: an obsession with ren and stimpy
What is your favorite animal?
A: a Rat
Describe it.
A: I have one that i dyed purple with kool aid and she's named Smurfette
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a week
Jump her?
A: depends
Dump her?
A: depends more
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 1st grade
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: i've never smoked pot
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: i said no
When?
A: just a second ago
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: mom and dad
Who cooked?
A: chef boyardee
Who cleaned?
A: mom
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: pop tarts and those little round things
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: cologne...deoderant...conditioner...aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I dressed up as Batman and ran around the alleys of Chicago
as a college student?
A: Shot waterballoons at frat houses
as a working stiff?
A: I've only worked at the town library, and was fired because of my appearance
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a zookeenee
If I were, what would I be?
A: okra
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: I'd utter voodoo hexes under my breath and plan a UFO abduction to get attention
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: all it takes is one thing to snap.......
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: silly putty
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: too many shoes
...all men have?
A: arrogance
...with our society?
A: men are trained to be jerks
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: animals are kewl
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Anything John Lennon owned
The second?
A: a 7-11
The last?
A: Michael Jackson's used bodyparts
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Weird al yankovic
How do people describe you?
A: mysterious and silly
How do you describe yourself?
A: infinitely sad and introverted...and silly
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: The Outcast, Wormfree
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Eastlands
Additional Comments
A: I wear all black and have dyed black hair and wear Lennon glasses for appearence......i'm a goth nontheless