Tue Dec 19 23:46:54 1995
Name:
A: "Jesse Garon"
Email:
A: grifter@primenet.com
Home Page:
A: http://www.primenet.com/~grifter/
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is a wonderful, sensuous thing. Although I often treat it in a purely functional way, whenever I can I approach it with the same passion I would devote to great art or great women.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: My inability to admit to having big flaws
3 favorite authors
A: Martin Amis, James Ellroy, and Patrick O'Brian
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Doing what you love and knowing when it is done.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Procrastination keeps me down...
What is your favorite animal?
A: Kittens
Describe it.
A: They are so cute and playful, but not antic.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: An hour, maybe two
Jump her?
A: I never get a chance, they jump me too fast
Dump her?
A: When she loses faith in hersefl
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14
Had sex
A: 19
Smoked Pot?
A: 21
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Chicken, stir-fry vegetables, pasta
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deodorant, aftershave, cologne
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I used to talk to myself in high school.
as a college student?
A: Late-night walks through London by myself
as a working stiff?
A: I quit a job I hated without any notice.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Zucchini
If I were, what would I be?
A: Orange slice on a cool ice tea
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Nothing. Maybe later ask her what they talked about.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A:
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The invention of the theremin
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Men
...all men have?
A: We never get to act like the guys in Mamet plays without catching hell for it.
...with our society?
A: Short attention span, lack of focus on what matters.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: They interact with you, they respond and inspire you.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A house in the middle of nowhere
The second?
A: A satellite dish
The last?
A: Subscription to MIGHT
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Henry Rollins is up there, at least his writing is.
How do people describe you?
A: Fun-loving, brilliant, wacky, driven, flirtatious
How do you describe yourself?
A: Determined, goal-oriented, relaxed, sensitive, tactile
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Wired
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Chuck Taylors
Additional Comments
A: Relocating to the Bay Area -- get to know me! *heh* This was fun.