Wed Dec 20 1:27:46 1995
Name:
A: Robert Lord
Email:
A: ianc@iuma.com
Home Page:
A: http://www.iuma.com/~ianc
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: logmonymous
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Similar to MFK Fisher I suppose. Sadly she passed away.
I eat to fuel my inner fire, my burning desire, my hearts desire my ethernet wire.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Funny feet -- not ha ha funny.
3 favorite authors
A: D.Coupland,A.Hoffman(he's a sicko),any MIT or PeachPit press book.
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Being loved and being missed.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Intellectually and emotionally I don't always mesh.
What is your favorite animal?
A: The Moose. Runner-up Caribu
Describe it.
A: Awkwardly magestic
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: As long as it takes. =)
Jump her?
A: After two hours of back of the legs kisses
Dump her?
A: When I discover that she intellectually and emotionally doesn't mesh.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 16, 2 in moose years.
Had sex
A: Why do you want to know pervy?
Smoked Pot?
A: Oh Man! I Can't Remember!
Do you use recreational drugs?
A:
What?
A: nevermind.
When?
A: stop it. My take is that the body is a mess of chemicals and it is amazing that it works at all.
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A: I work.
Who cooked?
A: I cook.
Who cleaned?
A: I clean.
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: I make a nice white wine and taragon sauce for rice and chicken dishes.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: no, no, a lil', no, amazingly no, my sisters' once, astringent and pads, no way
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Sprayed American flags red using a air-pressured fire extinguisher to protest the Gulf war in my sleepy, conservative neighborhood.
as a college student?
A: Slept nude with a Santa Cruz, California Girl in the Great Meadow of UCSC.
as a working stiff?
A: Worked for almost a year on IUMA (www.iuma.com) without a home. 'Nuff said.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A prickly pear.
If I were, what would I be?
A: I love grapefruit. Sweet, tart and new with each taste.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Drop and roll.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Look me in the eye when you ask dear.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Obvious: computer. Not so obvious: bungie cords
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: history
...all men have?
A: endemic horndogism
...with our society?
A: Culturally we progress slowly while technology progresses exponentially.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: They have 'lil brains and stuff.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: You can't buy what I want.
The second?
A: A new bed.
The last?
A: Bleh.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Brandee Selck, my good friend.
How do people describe you?
A: As a calming, eloqent charmer.
How do you describe yourself?
A: A wacked out visionary slacker
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Any trade journal in any trade. There's no news like insider news.
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Shoes are too personal to talk about really.
Additional Comments
A: Sheesh, how lonely am I to fill this questionarie out?