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A: w

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: eating is a waste of time if it can't be done in front of the workstation.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: i like christmas music

3 favorite authors
A: robert anton wilson, tim leary, randall schwartz

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: a t1 straight into your home where you have an onyx and a pound of kind bud

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: paying attention to people when they talk to me while im in front of the workstation

What is your favorite animal?
A: meow
Describe it.
A: his name was milo and he was a grey tabby. he used to eat at all the neighbors houses till one of em cut his balls off.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: varies
Jump her?
A: varies
Dump her?
A: i always get dumped

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 11
Had sex
A: 16
Smoked Pot?
A: 17

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: like, you know, like IRIE mon, like the green fatness bro

A: don't I?

A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: us
Who cooked?
A: us
Who cleaned?
A: us

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: No

What are the things you cook best?
A: frozen waffles and scrambled eggs

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: i used to wear deoderant, but now i just stink

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: got high
as a college student?
A: got high in the steam tunnels under campus
as a working stiff?
A: got high in the walk-in during a rush at the restaurant i used to work at

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: okra
If I were, what would I be?
A: a stringbean

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: a one-hit from the dugout

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

A: i took 30 drops of liquid lsd at a rainbow gathering in vermont once and was high for a week

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: laying guilt trips

...all men have?
A: being a reason for the guilt trips

...with our society?
A: the war on drugs

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

A: cause i dont like petting plants

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: an onyx reality engine with 512MB RAM and a 100-gig RAID array with a T1

The second?
A: a pound of pot

The last?
A: a ticket to goa

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs or mebbe Jerry Garcia

How do people describe you?
A: witty. sometimes smelly. smart-ass. stoned. spaced out.

How do you describe yourself?
A: witty. sometimes smelly. smart-ass. stoned. spaced out.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

A: 2600

What are your favorite shoes?
A: my Birkenstocks

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