webshite/applications submitted

Fri Dec 22 18:20:28 1995

Name:
A: Clay

Email:
A: clay@corbu.esd.sgi.com

Home Page:
A: http://reality.sgi.com/employees/clay/

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Because I am hungry. Food is kinda like sex sometimes ya know like water for chocolate and all that....

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I'm Obssessed

3 favorite authors
A: Campbell, Eliade, Charles Burns

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: a smile

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: short term memory, ya know what I mean

What is your favorite animal?
A: Lion
Describe it.
A: powerful, deadly

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: as long as it takes
Jump her?
A: when she wants, it really up to her
Dump her?
A: I'm usually the dumpee

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 4
Had sex
A: 18
Smoked Pot?
A: 13

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: just pot

When?
A: when I get home

Still?
A:

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A: me
Who cooked?
A: me
Who cleaned?
A: me

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: pasta, seafood, chili, sandwiches, mexican, chinese

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel , zitcream, deoderant, conditioner

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: drove my car without brakes, sex without a condom
as a college student?
A: drunken fratboy baiting
as a working stiff?
A: mohawk to work

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: nectarine
If I were, what would I be?
A: tomato

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: be jealous but trust that he was a sap.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: No

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: I am crazy.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The integrated circut

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: they aren't aggressive enough

...all men have?
A: they are expected to be "tough but sensitive"

...with our society?
A: the dating game is broken

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: Its hard to get gratification from petting plants

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: dinner

The second?
A: a computer

The last?
A: you a flower

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Jim Ellis

How do people describe you?
A: insane, intelligent, obbsessed, creative...

How do you describe yourself?
A: insane, intelligent, obbsessed, creative...

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: DMs (boots)

Additional Comments
A: I love you sonic....


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