Fri Dec 22 18:20:28 1995
Name:
A: Clay
Email:
A: clay@corbu.esd.sgi.com
Home Page:
A: http://reality.sgi.com/employees/clay/
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Because I am hungry. Food is kinda like sex sometimes ya know like water for chocolate and all that....
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I'm Obssessed
3 favorite authors
A: Campbell, Eliade, Charles Burns
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: a smile
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: short term memory, ya know what I mean
What is your favorite animal?
A: Lion
Describe it.
A: powerful, deadly
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: as long as it takes
Jump her?
A: when she wants, it really up to her
Dump her?
A: I'm usually the dumpee
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 4
Had sex
A: 18
Smoked Pot?
A: 13
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: just pot
When?
A: when I get home
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A: me
Who cooked?
A: me
Who cleaned?
A: me
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: pasta, seafood, chili, sandwiches, mexican, chinese
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel , zitcream, deoderant, conditioner
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: drove my car without brakes, sex without a condom
as a college student?
A: drunken fratboy baiting
as a working stiff?
A: mohawk to work
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: nectarine
If I were, what would I be?
A: tomato
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: be jealous but trust that he was a sap.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: I am crazy.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The integrated circut
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: they aren't aggressive enough
...all men have?
A: they are expected to be "tough but sensitive"
...with our society?
A: the dating game is broken
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: Its hard to get gratification from petting plants
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: dinner
The second?
A: a computer
The last?
A: you a flower
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Jim Ellis
How do people describe you?
A: insane, intelligent, obbsessed, creative...
How do you describe yourself?
A: insane, intelligent, obbsessed, creative...
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: DMs (boots)
Additional Comments
A: I love you sonic....