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Mon Dec 25 6:30:28 1995

Name:
D. I.

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I eat to live or maybe that's the other way round...:)

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I'm not quite outgoing...

3 favorite authors
A: Roald Dahl, Dennis Wheatley and Richard Gordon. I hate Stephen King

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Achieving what u have strived for all this while.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Do I really have one?

What is your favorite animal?
A: Squirrels
Describe it.
A: Furry and small, extremely cute.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Hahaha...maybe a month
Jump her?
A: 3 months
Dump her?
A: Depends

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Do i have to tell u everything?
Had sex
A: Shhheeessshh
Smoked Pot?
A: This is shite

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A:

When?
A:

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: Both of us
Who cooked?
A: Me
Who cleaned?
A: Me

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: No

What are the things you cook best?
A: Curry

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Aftershave

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I can't remember...my whole is crazy
as a college student?
A: I dunno
as a working stiff?
A: not here yet.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: apple
If I were, what would I be?
A: apple

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Just sit and watch...if it gets out of control...close my eyes.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: No

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A: Just cuz I'm not...yet

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The Internet

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: none significantt

...all men have?
A: they all want to be macho

...with our society?
A: we don't care

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: they are more 'interactive'???

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A present for you

The second?
A: A house

The last?
A: A Harley

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My loved ones.

How do people describe you?
A: Ask them

How do you describe yourself?
A: shy, caring, introvert and a lamer

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: Rolling Stone, Wired

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Converse

Additional Comments
A: :)


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