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Mon Dec 25 19:19:43 1995

Name:
A: Joe-Freddy

Email:
A: rbeery@cse.unl.edu

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is like sex. When its good, its a spiritual revelation. When its mediocre, its still alright. Eat for the same reason as fuckin--to experience life.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: dynamism

3 favorite authors
A: Rakim, Foucault, myse'f. Although I learn most from myse'f.

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you. . . No, actually its balance, passion and love.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Running red lights for no good reason.

What is your favorite animal?
A: Human Female
Describe it.
A: mysterious, loyal, fierce, etc.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Less than an hour to several weeks
Jump her?
A: same
Dump her?
A: several days to several years

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 12
Had sex
A: Intercourse? 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 13

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: Alcohol, buddah, Lysol--naw, not really

When?
A: boooze-weekly; pot-4-5 times per annum

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: mostly her

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: pasta and fake Chinese food--ya know, like in the restaurants.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel,cologne,deoderant

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: You wouldn't believe it. I'll say wrecking my benz due to steamed up windows.
as a college student?
A: Re-learning two years of French in three weeks in order to graduate "on time".
as a working stiff?
A: Dating a married co-worker. (And getting caught)

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: pomegranate
If I were, what would I be?
A: neck-tarine

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Chill. She knows no one could love her better than me.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: I'm sure insanity is just having an altered sense of reality; something that happens to me, intentionally and otherwise, on a daily basis.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The transformation of Michael Jackson from black to white.

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: self-hatred

...all men have?
A: bloodlust

...with our society?
A: Abdication of responsibility. Particularly parents who clearly do not love their kids.

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

Why?
A: Easier to sneak up on

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: fresh drawers

The second?
A: a drink

The last?
A: a friend

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my moms

How do people describe you?
A: with words; adjectives mostly

How do you describe yourself?
A: with acts

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: those right over there

Additional Comments
A: I'm brand new to this net shit. Be gentle.


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