Fri Jan 5 10:43:17 1996
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: between my toes in a shower!
What is your biggest flaw?
A: showering with dinner!
3 favorite authors
A: Iceberg Slim!
L Ron Hubbard
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: hopefully this.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: hopefully this
What is your favorite animal?
A: ann hess
A: tall and likes omelettes?
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: long time
A: love you long time
A: after I listen to D'Angelo 14 times
How old were you when you first kissed?
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: hell yes!
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: what do you think?
A: AND HE BROKE IT OFF TOO! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR?!?!? DOES THIS MAKE ME A BAD PERSON?!?!?
Do you know how to cook?
Do you like to cook?
What are the things you cook best?
A: on the dance floor
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: sportin waves,the black can
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: stood infront of my house and waved at the cars on the interstate. My brother and I drew with mascara all over our faces. he was holding a baby doll- the kind you could feed.
as a college student?
A: it ended sometime after this
as a working stiff?
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: aaron spelling
If I were, what would I be?
A: tori spelling
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: apply for another date with you..?
Do you think there is life after death?
On other planets?
Are you psychic?
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: oooben gleebin globin glowbin
Were you ever in the armed forces?
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: I'm waiting
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: that I hate talking to them
...all men have?
A: that I hate them too
...with our society?
Which do you prefer:
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: off JIm Carrey so I don't have to see another stinking lowest common denominator movie again
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: iceberg slim, "Pimp_ story of my life"
How do people describe you?
A: in a rush
How do you describe yourself?
A: ho hum
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
What are your favorite shoes?
A: the creepers I found pointing west on the sidewald in front of the Chelsea Hotel
A: i really like you even though you point blank stole my title