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Fri Jan 5 10:43:17 1996

Name:
A: mahoney

Email:
A: mahoney@neographic.com

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: between my toes in a shower!

What is your biggest flaw?
A: showering with dinner!

3 favorite authors
A: Iceberg Slim! AnnHEss! L Ron Hubbard

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: hopefully this.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: hopefully this

What is your favorite animal?
A: ann hess
Describe it.
A: tall and likes omelettes?

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: long time
Jump her?
A: love you long time
Dump her?
A: after I listen to D'Angelo 14 times

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 14

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: when?

When?
A: hell yes!

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: what do you think?
Who cooked?
A: yes
Who cleaned?
A: AND HE BROKE IT OFF TOO! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR?!?!? DOES THIS MAKE ME A BAD PERSON?!?!?

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: on the dance floor

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: sportin waves,the black can

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: stood infront of my house and waved at the cars on the interstate. My brother and I drew with mascara all over our faces. he was holding a baby doll- the kind you could feed.
as a college student?
A: it ended sometime after this
as a working stiff?
A:

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: aaron spelling
If I were, what would I be?
A: tori spelling

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: apply for another date with you..?

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A: oooben gleebin globin glowbin

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: I'm waiting

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: that I hate talking to them

...all men have?
A: that I hate them too

...with our society?
A:

Which do you prefer:
A:

Why?
A:

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: protection

The second?
A: off JIm Carrey so I don't have to see another stinking lowest common denominator movie again

The last?
A:

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: iceberg slim, "Pimp_ story of my life"

How do people describe you?
A: in a rush

How do you describe yourself?
A: ho hum

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: the creepers I found pointing west on the sidewald in front of the Chelsea Hotel

Additional Comments
A: i really like you even though you point blank stole my title


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