Tue Jan 9 14:26:02 1996
Name:
A: Ezra Alexander
Email:
A: ezraalex@omni.voicenet.com
Home Page:
A: http://www.voicenet.com/~ezraalex
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Lacto-Ovo Vegetarian
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I am not humble.
3 favorite authors
A: Charles Bukowski, Orson Scott Card, Bill Watterson
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Being alone and comfortable with ones own company
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I thought I was dead...I was mistaken
What is your favorite animal?
A: Dog
Describe it.
A: Big, friendly, intelligent and fuzzy
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 5 minutes
Jump her?
A: 1 hour
Dump her?
A: 1 hour 15 seconds
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 10
Had sex
A: 16
Smoked Pot?
A: 17
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Acid, mushrooms, cocaine
When?
A: once or twice a year.
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Both
Who cooked?
A: Both
Who cleaned?
A: I don't understand the question.
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Couscous
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: mousse (once when I was 15) Cologne (when I feel french)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I skipped school and went to a rooler rink with 5 friends and commendered the sound system.
as a college student?
A: I won't go in that here.
as a working stiff?
A: Quit my job to work for myself
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A pomogranate
If I were, what would I be?
A: I don't know
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Get closer and listen.
If it was at all flirtatious, I would play fisticuffs on his face. Then leave the girl there.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Been awful close at times.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Microwave ovens
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: They are idealistic
...all men have?
A: They are realistic
...with our society?
A: money
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: You can't dance with a fern
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A pool table.
The second?
A: A house to put the table in.
The last?
A: A sculpture gallery
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Me.
How do people describe you?
A: Tall, strange, laconic, vampiric, beautiful
How do you describe yourself?
A: Tall, strange, laconic, vampiric, handsome
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: National Geographic
What are your favorite shoes?
A: I wear boots
Additional Comments
A: I like children, so I want to become a Veteranarian