webshite/applications submitted

Tue Jan 9 16:39:30 1996

Name:
A: Lenny (who actually doesn't want to date you, not because of anything to do with you, but ... see adtl comments. see adt

Email:
A: lraymond@well.com

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT! I eat it so it can't eat me.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I am

3 favorite authors
A: R. A. Wilson, Neal Stephenson, H.P. Lovecraft

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A:

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: My mem.... uh, what's that?

What is your favorite animal?
A: Raoul
Describe it.
A: She's my cat - she's large, nice, smart, and cool

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 3 seconds to 9 years - it varies
Jump her?
A: likewise
Dump her?
A: also

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 11
Had sex
A: 16
Smoked Pot?
A: 12

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A: quite a lot of them

When?
A: Oh, OK, its "do you or DID you" - quite a while ago

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: both

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Experimental things usually determined by the ingredients on hand, which tend to be Northern Italian or Spanish/Mexica

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: all of the above, but most no more

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Stealing a truckload of roadblocks and making a detour from a major highway that funneled down to a one lane dirt road that cul-de-saced at a lake - woo-hoo!
as a college student?
A: It was highly illegal, so I won't say here
as a working stiff?
A: Ordering sushi and not paying

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a parsnip
If I were, what would I be?
A: a maui onion

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: nothing

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: I am (although not in the conventional sense of the word - too complicated to describe here)

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The Bomb

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A:

...all men have?
A:

...with our society?
A: people

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: They have personality (although some plants do too, I guess)

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: I have everything I need

The second?
A:

The last?
A:

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Mr. Spock

How do people describe you?
A: Nobody does - they know I get pissed off when people talk behind my back, and when I get pissed off I get violent, and there were, over the course of my life,. several people who talked behind my back, some of whom even said nice things, and I found out about it, and I ... well ... there _were_ those people, and word got out, and now nobody would even _think_ of describing me.

How do you describe yourself?
A: I'm a really nice, mellow, well adjusted guy.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A: I buy them all on the newstand - too numerous to enumerate

What are your favorite shoes?
A: My square toed, big heeled slip on Cox's

Additional Comments
A: ... but thought the application would be fun, and it was.


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