Sat Jan 13 9:55:54 1996
Name:
A: Basspoet
Email:
A: adkov@access.digex.net
Home Page:
A: http://www.access.digex.net/~adkov
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: anonymous
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I love it!!! Re: why I eat--ever heard the expressions "throws her weight around" or "carries more weight"?
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I can never seem to remember Mom's Day, Dad's Day, or birthdays.
3 favorite authors
A: Charles Dickens, Catherine Kurtz...I'm going to leave the last one blank because there's no clear winner.
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: A big, honkin' Mac, time to travel.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A:
What is your favorite animal?
A: Dalmation
Describe it.
A: cute & spotty, not so much hair
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: sometimes ages.....
Jump her?
A: depends on the girl
Dump her?
A: never have
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 6
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: never have
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: --
When?
A: --
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: creative casseroles, cakes, cookies, spinach lasagna
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: deodorant (two Os, not two Es), conditioner & silicone gel (have to--my hair is majorly bleached)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I've blocked most of my adolescence out.
as a college student?
A: painted out the "istant" on the male Resident Assistant's door. He was a major jerk.
as a working stiff?
A: Swapped computers with a guy much higher up than I while he was away (he had a bigger hard drive) and hoped that he wouldn't notice.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A cucumber.
If I were, what would I be?
A: A carrot.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: If they seemed oblivious to everyone else, I'd leave 'em alone.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: The voices told me to say that.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: I can think of several, but it's hard to concentrate because I smell something burning.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: warped body image
...all men have?
A:
...with our society?
A:
Which do you prefer:
A:
Why?
A: Neither. I'm allergic to animals and I kill plants. :(
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: more RAM
The second?
A: a condo in NYC
The last?
A: a new car. I don't really need one.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my mom
How do people describe you?
A: tall, magnetic
How do you describe yourself?
A: smart, goofy, introspective, and anti-social.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Digital Video, Interactivity, MacUser
What are your favorite shoes?
A: I've got 10 pairs of Docs, but I like my little NaNa boots with the buckles best.
Additional Comments
A: I'm a major (decaf) coffee fanatic.