Mon Jan 22 11:14:28 1996
Name:
A: Wacky Dave brann
Email:
A: dmbrann@chmsr.gatech.edu
Home Page:
A: http://isye.gatech.edu/~dmbrann/David_Brann.html
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Desperate. Always torn between my desire to eat junk or drink beer and my need to provide decent fuel for my raging body
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Lack of concentration/ obsessing over problems
3 favorite authors
A: Hunter S. Thompson, Anne Rice (don't forget the "erotica"!), Isaac Asimov
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Good friends, beer, and drugs, and plenty of time to enjoy them, preferably together.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Forgetting phone numbers of all the beautiful women who throw themselves at me. That MUST be the reason I'm single!
What is your favorite animal?
A: Peanut
Describe it.
A: grey and white kitty cat. He lets me hold him and love him and call him George!
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: On average? Years! There's so many that I know that I haven't kiss that the average is wayyy up there.
Jump her?
A: A week. And yeah - that's the AVERAGE!!!
Dump her?
A: Wellllll... I like to think of it as a trial separation.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 17 (on the lips)
Had sex
A: 19 (on the lips)
Smoked Pot?
A: 20 (on the lips)
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Alcohol, marijauna, 'shrooms, acid, internet, television
When?
A: Why!?!?!? Who are you? Why do you really want to know?????
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Both of us. (All five of us for that matter)
Who cooked?
A: The butler, of course
Who cleaned?
A: The french maid, of course
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Women
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: most of 'em at one point or another. Didn't use any of them today, I don't think
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Think I could jump out of a really high tree just because a friend had survived a fall off of the bleachers
as a college student?
A: Died my hair green and spent a summer drunk.
as a working stiff?
A: Run naked around the block in an exhibition/ race. (Never try to sprint while naked. Especially if you're a guy. Ouuucccchhhhh...)
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A banana. (I really like bananas!)
If I were, what would I be?
A: A banana. (I really like bananas!)
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Bhave badly. Try to ignore it. Talk to a friend. Generally spaz out. Gee, are these responses really going to make you want to date me?????
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Watched a roommates have a nervous breakdown. Thought CNN was watching the house from the street and was sending him messages through the TV.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Development of manned space flight. (Deep down I'm still a rocket scientist.) Either that or pizza delivery.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: They are very confusing and hard to understand.
...all men have?
A: They are very confusing and hard to understand.
...with our society?
A: Welfare
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: Plants don't talk/scratch/kick/purr or anything back to you. Plus they're cold blooded.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Ohboy Ohboy Ohboy Ohboy, prolly a case of really good beer to celebrate with.
The second?
A: Some food to go with the beer. Then maybe some investments.
The last?
A: A stuffed pink flamingo. Never really wanted one, but I guess if I had everything else...
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: John Shiple or Angela Chen. Kinda a tossup. Different types of influences
How do people describe you?
A: Wacky, tall, drunk, smart, fun.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Lanky, kinda smart, athletic
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Business Week, Wired, Atlanta Journal Constitution, Busty Babes of Cyborganic
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Tough one! Probably my Pit Bull cleats that I play Ultimate in. They kick ass!!
Additional Comments
A: Please don't hold any of the above responses against me or any of my friends that you may happen to know.