Mon Jan 29 12:38:37 1996
Name:
A: Fabius
Email:
A: fabius@paranoia.com
Home Page:
A: http://www.paranoia.com/~fabius
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Eating to be hungry is a good start. I can be convinced of any other reason.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: The one in the office is pretty expansive. Oh F-L-A-W! I thought you said 'F-L-O-O-R'! (sorry, a bad start).
3 favorite authors
A: Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Douglas Coupland, Michael Moorcock
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: fun
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Me fucked up? Never.
What is your favorite animal?
A: Not too keen on animals really. Ones on TV are probably best.
Describe it.
A: Flat with a rectangular border
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: I wish.
Jump her?
A: HA!
Dump her?
A: As if I would.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: HA! again
Had sex
A: *sigh*
Smoked Pot?
A: 19
Do you use recreational drugs?
A:
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Food usually, but I'm open to suggestions
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: hairspray (a mistake), deodorant, aftershave (maybe a mistake, but people are too polite to say so)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I never did anything crazy unfortunatley. I guess destroying a farm gate with some friends before loitering on the rail track was as crazy as it got.
as a college student?
A: Hmmm, a distinct lack of crazyness there too...
as a working stiff?
A: I haven't been working long enough to do anything crazy. Just working still seems pretty crazy to me.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A banana.
If I were, what would I be?
A: How should I know? I'll guess at a purple plum.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Be jealous and do bugger all about it.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A:
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: My scientific history isn't too hot. I've had a suggestion of The Pill from folks here, so I'll run with that.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Men
...all men have?
A: Women
...with our society?
A: Men and Women (mostly men).
Which do you prefer:
A:
Why?
A: do I have to choose? One will only get jealous.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A bag to take it sensibly to the bank in.
The second?
A: A very large and solid chocolate cake.
The last?
A: The LAST thing I'd be would be anything to do with soccer.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Me
How do people describe you?
A: "You're a really nice guy, but..."
How do you describe yourself?
A: "I'm a really nice guy, but..."
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: These big Timberland boots (with no laces - SO much quicker)
Additional Comments
A: I have to think of MORE!?