Tue Jan 30 9:27:53 1996
Name:
A: Barton
A: http://www.phantom.com/~barton
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: needy, slightly possessive, and insecure. those feelings have to have an outlet somewhere.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: my inability to be serious
3 favorite authors
A: Irving (Prayer for O.M. rocked),
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: complete and total apathy
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: just one? i hate putting myself at risk by showing my feelings.
What is your favorite animal?
A: my dead dog
Describe it.
A: he was like my child. a big stinky drooling Boxer dog.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: i never kissed a girl.
Jump her?
A: i once punched my arch enemy Melissa Meaney in the nose. it took me a couple of years to get that pissed.
Dump her?
A: I would have dumped her right after I killed her, but I probably would have gotten caught.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 16
Smoked Pot?
A: 14
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: pot
When?
A: almost never. makes me fall asleep immediately
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: both
Who cleaned?
A: me
Do you know how to cook?
A: No
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best?
A: things that can be prepared in 1-3 clearly defined steps
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: i've used everything but aftershave. should I?
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: went out on an all-night terror spree. highlights: blocked street with a wall of garbage bags and cans. placed huge zucchinis on car antennas and laughed like hell.
as a college student?
A: got married
as a working stiff?
A: stole a car
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: corn is nice
If I were, what would I be?
A: corn is nice
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: go about my business
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: you don't know my family
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the idea that environmental concerns can be dealt with on the front-end and not just the back-end
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: not assertive enough. they take way too much shit and think it's their fault
...all men have?
A: instead of trying to understand the way people interact they tend to blame
...with our society?
A: people don't want to think for themselves or take responsibility for their own actions
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: i tend to forget plants exist and they die horrible deaths.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a new laptop
The second?
A: a passport
The last?
A: a plane ticket
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: evil family
How do people describe you?
A: assertive, in charge, funny, a little bit scary. i'm not sure what they really think tho.
How do you describe yourself?
A: probably the same.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: wired
What are your favorite shoes?
A: converse low tops
Additional Comments
A: i couldn't possibly think of anything else.