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Thu Feb 1 15:30:21 1996

A: sarah k

A: jem@cyborganic.com

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: food rulez! eating's a nice habit to get into.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: oh geez. um, obsessing about my hair.

3 favorite authors
A: tennessee williams, aaron cometbus, me

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: saying "for cying out loud" as often as possible. avoiding lameness and bad hair.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: nervousness

What is your favorite animal?
A: squid
Describe it.
A: they're very intelligent

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: couple of hours maybe, but usually never
Jump her?
A: see above
Dump her?
A: i dont dump, i usually just disappear

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 11
Had sex
A: 15
Smoked Pot?
A: 7th grade

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

A: whatever's around when i'm in tha mood

A: whenever

A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
Who cooked?
Who cleaned?

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: lentil dal, pasta, burittos, poptarts

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: i love bathroom products/accesories

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: taking acid during school with my friend lea
as a college student?
A: check back with me later
as a working stiff?
A: actually arrived at work on time. (but just once. it was all too much for me)

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: fruit
If I were, what would I be?
A: fruit

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: i'd probably be chatting animatedly with someone else but if i happened to notice them, i'd gossip about the guy with whomever i was talking to.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

A: once, i was driving down mission st. and i saw a sign that said "no parking mondays 12-1. since it was between those hours on a monday, i momentarily freaked out, wondering where my car was and if i needed to move it. then i realized that i was driving.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: me, of course

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: sagging

...all men have?
A: sagging

...with our society?
A: bad shoes

Which do you prefer:
A: Plants

A: cuz they smell nicer and don't shed all over the place

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: new bras

The second?
A: a computer (geez what a nerd)

The last?
A: fame, fortune

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: chubbie

How do people describe you?
A: small, great hair and shoes, talks outrageously fast and way too much, big flirt, jumpy.

How do you describe yourself?
A: i'm real shy but you'd never know it. jumpy. crazy

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

A: new yorker, granta

What are your favorite shoes?
A: the frankenstein shoes

Additional Comments
A: hi sonic. i just had to fill this out. i love questionaires. heart, sarah k.

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