Thu Feb 1 15:30:21 1996
Name:
A: sarah k
Email:
A: jem@cyborganic.com
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: food rulez! eating's a nice habit to get into.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: oh geez. um, obsessing about my hair.
3 favorite authors
A: tennessee williams, aaron cometbus, me
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: saying "for cying out loud" as often as possible.
avoiding lameness and bad hair.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: nervousness
What is your favorite animal?
A: squid
Describe it.
A: they're very intelligent
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: couple of hours maybe, but usually never
Jump her?
A: see above
Dump her?
A: i dont dump, i usually just disappear
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 11
Had sex
A: 15
Smoked Pot?
A: 7th grade
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: whatever's around when i'm in tha mood
When?
A: whenever
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: lentil dal, pasta, burittos, poptarts
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: i love bathroom products/accesories
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: taking acid during school with my friend lea
as a college student?
A: check back with me later
as a working stiff?
A: actually arrived at work on time. (but just once. it was all too much for me)
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: fruit
If I were, what would I be?
A: fruit
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: i'd probably be chatting animatedly with someone else but if i happened to notice them, i'd gossip about the guy with whomever i was talking to.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: once, i was driving down mission st. and i saw a sign that said "no parking mondays 12-1. since it was between those hours on a monday, i momentarily freaked out, wondering where my car was and if i needed to move it. then i realized that i was driving.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: me, of course
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: sagging
...all men have?
A: sagging
...with our society?
A: bad shoes
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: cuz they smell nicer and don't shed all over the place
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: new bras
The second?
A: a computer (geez what a nerd)
The last?
A: fame, fortune
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: chubbie
How do people describe you?
A: small, great hair and shoes, talks outrageously fast and way too much, big flirt, jumpy.
How do you describe yourself?
A: i'm real shy but you'd never know it. jumpy. crazy
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: new yorker, granta
What are your favorite shoes?
A: the frankenstein shoes
Additional Comments
A: hi sonic. i just had to fill this out. i love questionaires. heart, sarah k.