webshite/applications submitted

Sat Feb 3 2:14:48 1996

Name:
A: Bill .. a friend of Rebeca's

Email:
A: ttk@rahul.net

Home Page:
A: In transition; it *will* be on www.crucible.org

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I eat healthy stuff because I like getting maximum performance from my body, and I eat what my gut tells me to eat because I take great pleasure in giving my visceral impetus free reign.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: Tough one .. Arrogance, I think.

3 favorite authors
A: Frank Herbert, HP Lovecraft, Larry Niven.

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Deferring gratification, but not for too long.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: My ex .. we broke up 2 years ago and I'm still getting over it.

What is your favorite animal?
A: Arachnids
Describe it.
A: They are highly optimized predators; I have great respect and admiration for that.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Varies greatly; call it a month.
Jump her?
A: When (1) she wants it as bad as I do, and (2) when I'm convinced a sexual relationship won't eclipse our friendship.
Dump her?
A: I've always been the dumpee :-( My record's five years.

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 17
Had sex
A: 17 .. she kissed me and seduced me.
Smoked Pot?
A: Haven't done that yet.

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: Caffeine .. hey, don't laugh! It hits me hard.

When?
A: When I'm not exercising or in a relationship (it inhibits my sexual appetite and ability to exercise)

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: Both of us
Who cooked?
A: Both of us
Who cleaned?
A: Neither of us. :-)

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: I'm a LOUSY cook by most people's standards; I fix myself very plain meals. Email me for details, if you want them.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Occasionally antiprespirant .. I don't like putting things on my skin. Frequent showers are preferable.

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Layed down on a busy street and played dead.
as a college student?
A: Jumped off a (high!) bridge onto adjoining trees when I needed to vent.
as a working stiff?
A: Ran across tops of cubical dividers after hours.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Wheat .. I like its color and smell.
If I were, what would I be?
A: I don't know you .. so I guess you'd be a kamquat (I've never seen one)

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Ask her later if she thinks he'd like to come to bed with us.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: I have endocrine problems (inherited from father) and have had two nervous breakdowns.. I figure insanity is like my problems, just much much worse.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Reliable birth control. I'm grateful for it personally and for the sake of the world. (Corny, I know, but..)

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Sexist men.

...all men have?
A: This prevelant "Use it, abuse it, throw it away" attitude. People who think they can walk away are fooling themselves.

...with our society?
A: We feel no responsibility for the problems we create; we have forced that role upon the government.

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: Plants love unconditionally; an animal's love is earned.

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Winchester 1300 12-guage

The second?
A: A really spiff net connection

The last?
A: A coffin.

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: "K", who seduced me for five years, decided we were going to get married, and then dumped me.

How do people describe you?
A: (Wade:) "Long and powerful", (Kyle:) "Space Alien", (Leek:) "The geek we all love to be puzzled by"

How do you describe yourself?
A: By example.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: I prefer bare feet

Additional Comments
A: I'm not really looking for a date; I only date good friends anyway. But feel free to drop me email or catch me on icb and we can chat it up for a while. If this questionairre makes me sound too goody-two-shoes .. well, everyone who's dumped me would disagree.


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