Sun Feb 11 15:55:54 1996
Name:
A: David Spalding
Email:
A: 70713.1440@compuserve.com
Home Page:
A: http://members.aol.com/dspalding
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I like feeling my food before eating it, it adds to the experience.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: ADD. Often struck by delusions of inspiration. I *want* to be DDD.
3 favorite authors
A: Beryl Markham, Lao Tse, ... oh damn, another ADD attack.
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Richness is measured by the quality of one's friends
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Justifying more than 4 hours a day to sleep.
What is your favorite animal?
A: Capa bara (sp?). World's biggest rodent. Nothing like being King Bucktooth of the Rodent World.
Describe it.
A: About the size of one of those awesome teddy bears you can only DREAM of winning at a carnival.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: I kiss before "knowing." Long ... slow ... gentle. And only when invited ... well, usually.
Jump her?
A: Once we're friends. Can't jump someone who doesn't trust ya.
Dump her?
A: How long does it take to really piss me off? Dumping is for trucks.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14. Unless my first girlfriend (B.Kliban's daughter) kissed me. Can't remember that far back.
Had sex
A: How long have we been talking?
Smoked Pot?
A: Duh ... I don't remember that incident, Senator.
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: Chocolate.
When?
A: When necessary. It's often necessary.
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A:
Who cooked?
A:
Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Pasta, Caribbean chicken, veggie lasagna.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Yes. Why?
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A:
as a college student?
A: Stole a parking lot guard rail from USC. Made a great clip-on lamp stand in my apartment.
as a working stiff?
A:
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Orange. Everyone loves oranges
If I were, what would I be?
A: Are we talking about dating or eating here?!
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Make eye contact with her.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: I dream it every night.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: No multichoice here, huh? I s'pose the digital processor has had the most effect. That way we can program CD players.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Men.
...all men have?
A: Expectations.
...with our society?
A: That men and women have to cohabitate and work together.
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: You can prepare more foods with them.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A lawyer.
The second?
A: An accountant
The last?
A: A really swell dinner for all my friends.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Robert Hilmoe, my HS film teacher.
How do people describe you?
A: You want me to keep this clean or what?
How do you describe yourself?
A: Easily distracted.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: WIRED, ESQ, PC/Computing, UTNE READER.
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Rockports.
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