Tue Feb 13 10:04:28 1996
Name:
A: LiX
Email:
A: christ@primenet.com
Home Page:
A: http://www.primenet.com/~christ
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I only eat to maintain life, food is a waste of time I need a pill like the ones they use on the Jetsons.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I hate PPL
3 favorite authors
A: Clive Barker, William Gibson, William Bouroughs
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: A good bowel movement.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Pick one, there r way 2 many......
What is your favorite animal?
A: Platapuss (sp?)
Describe it.
A: I is just the Kewlest animal on the face of the Earth.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: depends on the caliber of the individual
Jump her?
A: depends on the quality of the bed
Dump her?
A: Reffer to the first two questions
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 4 yrs old
Had sex
A: 15 yrs old
Smoked Pot?
A: 15 yrs old
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: LSD
When?
A: couple times a month
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: Both
Who cooked?
A: She did
Who cleaned?
A: I did
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: cereal, Raman, and cheese and crackers
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel, hairspray, cologne, deodorant, Basically all of the above...
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Dropped out of HS
as a college student?
A: Dropped out
as a working stiff?
A: Not wearing a condom (u said stiff)
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Okra
If I were, what would I be?
A: zuccini (sp?)
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Nothing, get another drink
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: I am!!! Ask My shrink
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Condoms
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: cant find a romantic man
...all men have?
A: cant find sexual enough woman
...with our society?
A: Crime (read my HP)
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: They taste better
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a better computer
The second?
A: a better monitor
The last?
A: some new tattoos
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Al Jourgeson
How do people describe you?
A: An asshole until they get 2 know me
How do you describe yourself?
A: Goth-cyber-punk-hate-machien
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Dr. Martines
Additional Comments
A: Sonic has the best Onion rings in town.....LOL