webshite/applications submitted

Tue Feb 13 10:04:28 1996

Name:
A: LiX

Email:
A: christ@primenet.com

Home Page:
A: http://www.primenet.com/~christ

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I only eat to maintain life, food is a waste of time I need a pill like the ones they use on the Jetsons.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I hate PPL

3 favorite authors
A: Clive Barker, William Gibson, William Bouroughs

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: A good bowel movement.

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Pick one, there r way 2 many......

What is your favorite animal?
A: Platapuss (sp?)
Describe it.
A: I is just the Kewlest animal on the face of the Earth.

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: depends on the caliber of the individual
Jump her?
A: depends on the quality of the bed
Dump her?
A: Reffer to the first two questions

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 4 yrs old
Had sex
A: 15 yrs old
Smoked Pot?
A: 15 yrs old

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: LSD

When?
A: couple times a month

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: Both
Who cooked?
A: She did
Who cleaned?
A: I did

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: cereal, Raman, and cheese and crackers

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel, hairspray, cologne, deodorant, Basically all of the above...

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Dropped out of HS
as a college student?
A: Dropped out
as a working stiff?
A: Not wearing a condom (u said stiff)

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Okra
If I were, what would I be?
A: zuccini (sp?)

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Nothing, get another drink

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: I am!!! Ask My shrink

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Condoms

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: cant find a romantic man

...all men have?
A: cant find sexual enough woman

...with our society?
A: Crime (read my HP)

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: They taste better

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a better computer

The second?
A: a better monitor

The last?
A: some new tattoos

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Al Jourgeson

How do people describe you?
A: An asshole until they get 2 know me

How do you describe yourself?
A: Goth-cyber-punk-hate-machien

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No

Which?
A:

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Dr. Martines

Additional Comments
A: Sonic has the best Onion rings in town.....LOL


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