Wed Feb 14 11:53:50 1996
Name:
A: Mr. B. Deluxe
Email:
A: mtarnow@p16.mn12.honeywell.com
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: 1) Food is art. 2) Food is art.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: The inability to recognize them
3 favorite authors
A: Monique Wittig, William Saroyan, and Plato
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Love
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Spelling - especially person's names
What is your favorite animal?
A: homo sapiens
Describe it.
A: See list of favorite authors
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: several months
Jump her?
A: Never (unless specifically asked to do so)
Dump her?
A: Never - what a cruel concept.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 10 years old
Had sex
A: Assuming that you mean with another person - 20 years old
Smoked Pot?
A: On the advice of counsel I respectfully decline to answer on the grounds that it might incrimminate myself.
Do you use recreational drugs?
A:
What?
A:
When?
A:
Still?
A:
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married
Who worked?
A: Both
Who cooked?
A: Me - 95% of the time
Who cleaned?
A: Me - 99% of the time
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Vegetarian dishes - especially beautifully layered curries, both Asian and Caribe.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: All of the above.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Starting the Mississippi River on fire.
as a college student?
A: Briefly bought into the myth that formal education is an efficient path to knowledge (which lasted about one semester)
as a working stiff?
A: On the advice of counsel...
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A mango - mangos are sooo soft in both flavour and texture!
If I were, what would I be?
A: Anything that blends well with the flavour and texture of mangos!
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Smile!
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Was in a road-band for several years.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: None
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: The lack of faith in their own abilities
...all men have?
A: The misconceptions that culture has shoved up their asses.
...with our society?
A: See list of favorite authors
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: They are in many ways cosiderably more complex than plants.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a one million dollar money-clip
The second?
A:
The last?
A:
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my GRANDMOTHER and my SISTER SUZIE (it really is impossible to choose between the two)
How do people describe you?
A: as amicable
How do you describe yourself?
A: as curious
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: "Girlfriends" and "Ireland of the Friendlies"
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Size 10
Additional Comments
A: Thank you for your time!