Sun Feb 18 23:37:16 1996
Name:
A: Steve Rice (The Infidel)
Email:
A: infidel@ix.netcom.com
Home Page:
A: http://www.he.net/~gifted/index.html
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food feels best on your tongue.
Because I'm always hungry for more.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I don't want to grow up
3 favorite authors
A: Willy Conrad for serious stuff (Heart of Darkness)
Willy Shakespeare for dramatic stuff (Macbeth, Taming of the Shrew)
Clive Barker for fun stuff (The Damnation Game)
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: 1) Have as much fun as you can while you're here
2) Shit happens, so deal with it and get back to having fun
3) How you play the game is more important than whether you win
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I don't want to grow up
What is your favorite animal?
A: Dogs
Describe it.
A: Any dog that can't sit on your lap like a cat
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Depends on when she lets me
Jump her?
A: Depends on when she lets me
Dump her?
A: Depends on the last two answers
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14
Had sex
A: 18
Smoked Pot?
A: Still haven't - I'm silly enough
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: Or does beer count?
When?
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Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
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Who cooked?
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Who cleaned?
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Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Pastas with home-made sauces, chicken, steak (pretty average, but better than the typical bachelor)
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: cologne, deodorant, shampoo, conditioner - Hey, I even use soap!
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Went to a pro wrestling match (what was I thinking?)
as a college student?
A: Went to my first punk concert
as a working stiff?
A: Go to the Exotic Erotic Ball every year
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A banana
If I were, what would I be?
A: A cherry
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Go back to my conversation - I wouldn't get worried until they started making out
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: If I did, it would be easier to write my comic (see my web page)
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Espresso Machines
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Men
...all men have?
A: Women
...with our society?
A: The public is too selfish and sho
Which do you prefer:
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Why?
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If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
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The second?
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The last?
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Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
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How do people describe you?
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How do you describe yourself?
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Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
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Which?
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What are your favorite shoes?
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