Wed Feb 21 20:36:37 1996
Name:
A: Andrew Davidson
Email:
A: under@supertek.com
Home Page:
A: www.supertek.com/users/under/
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food wastes my time being consumed. Occasionally, I can make the effort to enjoy it, but more often than not, it is an attempt (by me) to not pass out from hunger.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Short Attention Span. What was the question again?
3 favorite authors
A: Currently, I can't remember names, only books: Microserfs, C is for Corpse, How to make light of HTML
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Do it Attitude, as opposed to "when I get around to doing it" attitude.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: I'm often to confused to figure it out.
What is your favorite animal?
A: Cat
Describe it.
A: Lives complacently in your home, eating your food, and demanding YOUR attention when it wants it.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 6 minutes
Jump her?
A: 4 hours
Dump her?
A: 1 night
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 11
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 25 (I ate it)
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: XTC, Caffeine, additional additives and preservatives.
When?
A: As often as it's good, hourly, and as I eat.
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A: Me
Who cooked?
A: Me
Who cleaned?
A: Her
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Stuffed peppers, Chili, Tacos
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Gel, Deodorant, conditioner
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Convinced my parents I was a nice kid
as a college student?
A: Partied til I _PUKED_ (nightly, that is)
as a working stiff?
A: Steal constantly from my employer.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Unedible
If I were, what would I be?
A: Edible
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Butt into the conversation, make the dude feel REAL comfortable with me.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: I worked in a mental hospital for many years.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The achievement that affects our lives every minute of every day...Television!
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Accepting men's bad faults as fact. Not being active in changing society.
...all men have?
A: Blundering along, continuing to think about number 1 (the smaller head)
...with our society?
A: We ask each other WAY to many questions.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: Plants don't interact.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: My parent's debt.
The second?
A: My debt.
The last?
A: A house in center city.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Every newjack that did it better, faster, cooler, when they were younger.
How do people describe you?
A: Generous of my time, effort, and money.
How do you describe yourself?
A: overworked, scatterbrain desperate for friends and adoration.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: MacWeek, Details,
What are your favorite shoes?
A: My many years old Red Doc Martins that slip on without a fight.
Additional Comments
A: Additional? What more could be said? When's the date?