Mon Feb 26 0:35:06 1996
Name:
A: Slink
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Because I need to. I think.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I give of myself too freely
3 favorite authors
A: Buk, Dr. H.S.T., Vonnegut
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Becoming a true outlaw
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Ethics
What is your favorite animal?
A: Nutria
Describe it.
A: Truly strange bayou animal...like a huge rat
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Too long
Jump her?
A: Even longer
Dump her?
A: Soon after
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 15
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Name it
When?
A: Right now
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: We both did
Who cooked?
A: Me, of course
Who cleaned?
A: Me again
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Creole dishes
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: cologne, deodorant, conditioner, zitcream (but that was sooo long ago)
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Broke into my school
as a college student?
A: Head of the ruling Columbian coke cartel
as a working stiff?
A: Performed as a sad clown
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Daikon radish
If I were, what would I be?
A: Chayote squash (or mirliton)
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Let them have their fun
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No
Why?
A: Insanity is in the eye of the beholder
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Transplant surgery
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Men
...all men have?
A: Women
...with our society?
A: Ignorance
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: They are warm and often tasty
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: Car
The second?
A: Drugs
The last?
A: Drugs
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Many literary figures
How do people describe you?
A: In whispers
How do you describe yourself?
A: Very carefully
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Mah black suede, low-top Converse
Additional Comments
A: Loved your site (and your pix). A big howdy-do from yer pal in Dallas.