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Tue Feb 27 3:13:20 1996

Name:
A: justin spaceboyey

Home Page:
A: i'm a slacker and too lazy to do one

W How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: foods like sex,it a necessity , just one of those things you do

What is your biggest flaw?
A: just stapled my finger OOooccchhhhh

3 favorite authors
A: anne rice , ken kesey, hunter thompson

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: not to be working minimum wage when your 30

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: telling girls the truth about my drug experiences

What is your favorite animal?
A: pussy (cliche')
Describe it.
A: soft ,independent,clean,cute

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: a few weeks
Jump her?
A: two months
Dump her?
A: a year or so

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 13
Had sex
A: 15
Smoked Pot?
A: 15

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: chronic, herb, lsd

When?
A: just a binger to brighten each day

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A: well i haven't lived with anyone so n/a
Who cooked?
A: well i like to cook
Who cleaned?
A: i'm a messy person so i know i wouldn't

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: oriental food of different origins

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: gel, cologne, deodorant, conitioner, aftershave

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: drove my freinds car into the post office building over and over again just to see it bounce off the wall
as a college student?
A: stole 21 street signs form surrounding areas
as a working stiff?
A: print out pornographic japanimation on the office laser printer

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a banana
If I were, what would I be?
A: banana pudding

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: take a hit from the bong , then offer them one

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: L.S.D.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: cable t.v.

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: too judgemental

...all men have?
A: thinking with their dicks

...with our society?
A: the man (big brother) keeps tightening his grasp

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: they can react to things in there surroundings

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a new car (old worn out cliche')

The second?
A: a big ass bong

The last?
A: set up some finacial security

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: various artists

How do people describe you?
A: like a 5 disc changer on random

How do you describe yourself?
A: super fly

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: rolling stone

What are your favorite shoes?
A: my combat boots

Additional Comments
A: none right now , peace and happy daze


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